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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
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A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

The Cow Masturbators

by biped
7-16-07


	How many cows have you masturbated tonight, Tex?


	Oh, 'bout forty head, I reckon. You?


	Forty or fifty, thereabouts. I brung most of 'em off pretty good.


	I used a big ol' ear of corn on my bunch. Then I et it. It shore was good.


	Sometimes...I just dive right in, face first. You know... orally. Sucked off a few of the bulls, too.


	Too bad none of us kin sing. That's s'posed to relax 'em, too.