The rules for this contest are simple:
1. Make a comic about a holiday this time of year that nobody knows about. Or make up your own holiday. Making up ridiculous traditions for an existing holiday counts for extra credit.
2. If the holiday exists, please cite it; I will not disqualify an entry that doesn't, I just want to look up weird **** that foreign people do when I have free time.
3. Any comic about or mentioning Festivus is disqualified. I lived through the 90's, I watched Seinfeld when it was not yet in syndication, and I've been done with that joke for 15 years.
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.