For CC 547, let's do comics about New Year's Resolutions. I resolve to have it judged before I break another one.

Comics including disgraced Congressman James Trafficant will not recieve extra points.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

CC547: New Year... New & Improved Communication! by iconoclastic 12-30-13

Hurry up honey!!! I've got the most exciting New Year's resolution to tell you about! Wow! I'm all out of breath! What is it you wanted to tell me? For my New Years resolution, I've decided to stop fighting and arguing with you. Oh honey, I love you so much. I knew you caredl I figured if you just shut your mouth, I'd be happy. Otherwise I'm gonna' have to shoot you. Thanks a lot you no good son-of-a-bitch!

RCL no. 3818 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-29-13

Over 3800 comics? That's a lot... Maybe, too many... Maybe for 2014, you should focus less on quantity, and more on quality... That's been my resolution for the last five new years! Cock-a-doodle DOH!

CC by HCRoyall 12-31-13

So what's your New Year's Resolution? I made a resolution back in '09 to never make another New Year's Resolution. Isn't that a little too meta? No, being too meta would be giving up "giving up things for Lent" for Lent. That's impossible. By following it, you fail to do so, but by failing you succeed. Beautiful to think about though, isn't it?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 3826 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-31-13

What's your resolution for 2014, my dear? I resolve to get A's in all my classes! How 'bout you resolve to grow a pair of breasts? That's no way for a father to talk to her daughter, dad! Well, I've been trying to find a way to tell you, but I guess I'll just blurt it out... I'm not your really your father because you were adopted. Oh, thank GOD!!

Groovy! - New Year Resolutons from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 12-31-13

For 2014, I resolve to take more naps! What were you expecting? A cure for cancer? I'm a fucking CAT!

Real Life: New Year's Eve by four_legged_tripod 1-02-14

Don't tell me you're pregnant! You just ate half a pizza, a whole cake and three pieces of pie. I'm not pregnant. I've made a resolution to eat less next year so I'm getting in a few extra bites now, before it starts. Really? Well you're a fat fucking cunt who doesn't give a rat's ass about my needs. And for that, I'm about to beat the living shit outta you! Whoa! Wait! Where is this coming from? I made a resolution to love you more next year.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Breaking Physics by brycekain 1-02-14

As your lawyer, I would advise that you let me hold on to the secrets of Cowboy Physics from here on out. Agreed. I also have a New Years resolution. This year I promise not kill anybody over the secrets of Cowboy Physics. By the way, did you know that I'm on my period?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC547: New Years was invented by a sociopath. by bigworm 1-03-14

So, regarding the New Year, I was hoping maybe you could give up your death grip on forced anal sex. Honey... as dishonorable as it may seem, 'anal' without force has no appeal. OMG!!! Last year you said it was about friction!!! As of Monday I'll be out of town for 2 weeks. That'll give you time to have it stitched up and healed before I get back.

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bigworm

One more day! Last call for comics!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

OK, and the winner is...

Real Life: New Year's Eve by four_legged_tripod 1-02-14

Don't tell me you're pregnant! You just ate half a pizza, a whole cake and three pieces of pie. I'm not pregnant. I've made a resolution to eat less next year so I'm getting in a few extra bites now, before it starts. Really? Well you're a fat fucking cunt who doesn't give a rat's ass about my needs. And for that, I'm about to beat the living shit outta you! Whoa! Wait! Where is this coming from? I made a resolution to love you more next year.

Take it away, four_legged_tripod!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Wow. Thank you. It's a good way to start the new year. New CC up soon.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke