The rules for this one are simple: use any of Stripcreator's undead characters -- zombies, ghosts, vampires, etc. -- to represent a current or former president or prime minister of a country of your choosing.  No hypothetical future presidents.

Give us a link if you pick someone obscure like Franklin Pierce or Stephen Harper.

CC574: Who remembers Taft and/or Slim-Fast? by evil_d 3-12-14

Former president William Howard Taft! You're... actually looking a lot better since you died. How'd you lose the weight? It's simple! I'm on the Zom-Fast diet. I have a brain for breakfast, a brain for lunch, and then a sensible dinner. Oh? What kinds of things do you usually have for dinner? Braaaaaiiiiinnnnss....

Judging in about a week.

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I came up with a better punchline for that comic.

CC574: Taft & Slim-Fast, alternate punchline by evil_d 3-12-14

Former president William Howard Taft! You're... actually looking a lot better since you died. How'd you lose the weight? It's simple! I'm on the Zom-Fast diet. I have a brain for breakfast, a brain for lunch, and then a sentient dinner. I mean sensible dinner. So, what are you doing later?

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CC by HCRoyall 3-12-14

Either way the Russians are shitting their pants. ZOMBIE REAGAN BUILD STAR WARS DEFENSE! ZOMBIE KENNEDY USE FACE-TO-FACE DIPLOMACY!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Fun topic!

CC 574: The Harrison Within by kaufman 3-12-14

Summer, 1908. Aliens beam up and revive the recently interred body of former president Grover Cleveland in order to learn more about the human species. However, on returning his body to earth, a transporter malfunction causes him to split into two. Hello, I am Grover Cleveland. No you're not. I am Grover Cleveland. I'm telling you, I am Grover Cleveland, 22nd President of the United States. And I am telling you, I am Grover Cleveland, 24th Pres .... Wait, what did you say?

CC 574: Movie Night by kaufman 3-12-14

Oh good, the movie's about to start. You know, honey, this was always my favorite film. And not just because we were in it. Wow, we were great in it. Look at that! And the ending is unbelievable. What? You thought we were talking Ron & Nancy? It always brings a tear to my eye, the way you reached for my brain ... I know you love the Zapruder film, Jack, but maybe next week we can watch something else? There's a new Meryl Streep movie coming out.

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CC574: Um... well... at least his nose looks dead! by bigworm 3-16-14

Now that my days as president are over, Hillary and I have given a lot of thought to who we want to be as dead people. This is the image I've selected for myself... so what do ya'll think? So who do you think you are anyway... GOD??? Bottom line... I was the president of the United States of America, so if anyone has the right to make that claim... Check it out! He's gettin' pock-marks on his nose. Okay, you can be God if you want.

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By Satan's Power by four_legged_tripod 3-17-14

By Satan's power, I summons you, oh great Garfield! There's coruption in the Post Office! President James A. Garfield? Sorry dude. Wrong grave yard. No problem. By Satan's power, I summons you, oh great Garfield! Meow.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!! (but, leave up the doorway) by edoggydog 3-17-14

Want to hear something crazy? Groovy! The ghost of Ronald Reagan visits my house from time-to-time... To haunt you? "No... He uses the door jamb in my bedroom to scratch his back." Aaaaaahhhh!

Groovy! - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!! (but, leave up the doorway) by edoggydog 3-17-14

Want to hear something crazy? Groovy! The ghost of Ronald Reagan visits my house from time-to-time... To haunt you? "No... He uses the door jamb in my bedroom to scratch his back." Aaaaaahhhh!

RCL no. 3972 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-18-14

George Washington's ghost awakens after two hundred years... What did you say his name is? Barrack Hussein Obama. The President's a MUSLIM??? Well, you did fight for religious freedom, right? Yeah, but only if you're a christian!

CC 574: The Haight of Deception by kaufman 3-18-14

The contract makes it clear. Let's do it already. All right, Millard, we're coming. Go lie down and let's get this thing over with. When their manager promised them an opportunity to rock the Fillmore, they never dreamed he meant this. And he is SO fired!

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CC574: Everything is the president's fault by evil_d 3-19-14

Well, this is a fine mess we're in. A flesh-eating virus spreads through the country... 99% of the population become the living dead... This'll be a real black mark on your legacy as president, Barack. Don't you try to pin this on me, John. I tried to give them free health care, but nooooo....

That'll about do it, I think.

Thanks for entering, everyone!  I was happy with the turnout.

The runner-up is kaufman, for "Movie Night".

But the winner is four_legged_tripod, for this:

By Satan's Power by four_legged_tripod 3-17-14

By Satan's power, I summons you, oh great Garfield! There's coruption in the Post Office! President James A. Garfield? Sorry dude. Wrong grave yard. No problem. By Satan's power, I summons you, oh great Garfield! Meow.

"There's corruption in the Post Office!" put it over the top for me.

Congratulations, Tripod! You're the president of CC575.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Holy crap!  Thank you.  I'll have to send you a card!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke