Right, comicboy34 will lead the newbie marines. Any other volunteers for newbie officers?

Thanks for the idea, DragonXero. That's what we'll do to the regulars when we catch them. Only more so.

This is what rich white land-owners once said about slaves and women, until they rose up and claimed their due. Now is the time for newbies to follow suit.

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THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

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Once we reach you, we shall knock you unconscious, tie hundreds of pieces of thread into your skin, and hang your from the ceiling of your commando office. We will let you hang there until you wake up, you first moment of consciousness will be pure agony. For days, we will slowly strip off the skin from your lower body, starting at your toes, removing mere inches an hour, keeping you from bleeding to death. We will wash your wounds in salt water, and laugh at you as you scream in pain. Next, after we have stripped the flesh from your legs, we will pierce your bones with stainless steel, shoving all the way through. We shall remove the rods, and replace them with thicker ones each day to increase your pain. Next we will begin removing the skin from your torso and arms, peeling it off slowly, inch by inch, until your entire body, save for your face is nothing but scar tissue. We will remove your nails, all your hair, everything, leaving your body one throbbing, and painful mess. We will wait for your body to give into the pain, and allow you to pass you, remove you from the string constraints, and carry you out to the large cross, and crucify you. We shall snap your arm bones as we begin the first part of the crucifixion. Next, we shall whip your already raw flesh, bringing instant sores and blood to your body. Next, the legs; we shall shatter your shinbones as we hammer in the third spike, holding you to the cross. We shall not give you a crown a thorns; instead, we shall rip the flesh from around your skull in a vicious bloodletting ceremony. Finally, the last part of your death, a spear in the side will serve as the delivery device for your death: an incendiary device that will destroy you. We shall march off to a safe distance, march out the remaining newbies, and force them to watch you, letting you see their faces in fear as we detonate you. Your bloody remains spraying around the site, raining as little pieces of flesh tumble along the ground and splat at our feet will be glorious. Victory will be sweet.

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Ooh! Can I be Rear Admiral?

If not, I'll just bring chips.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

i'll be official chip eAter

Maybe the rest of you newbies wouldn't have to revolt if you didn't suck so much.

I bet 50 bucks that Kingnewbie is either comicboy34, von_kirbster, elvishitler, kitty kat, or maybe all of the above. Of course, nobody in their right mind would take me up on that, which is why I can only bet newbies.

PS- I ain't on anybody's side except my own. Which means I'm my own chip bringer and chip eater.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Am I the only one who wants to repeatedly beat TheElPaso?

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Dad was flammable

not at all, I'm up for some newbie stompin' too!

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Come ahead then!

no kind newbie is god!

where for art mine nipple juice?

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Dad was flammable

where for art mine nipple juice?

Ugh. Everyone's started talking gobbledygook. I'm away for a lie-down.

King Newbie, since you'll never get a chance to do that, you should probably just give up. We'll only slap you around a bit that way.

Drexle, I don't know about your music collection, but I would never honor a newbie by letting him listen to any of my CDs.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I would think of it more as a test of (im)purity than an "honor," but whatever.

Hah.
No newbie shall be given the honor test, they do not deserve it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think we've successfully "bashed" the Newbies for long enough now, the trolls seem to be withdrawing and the potential regulars are still here.

Geniu$ and myself would like to welcome you newbies, Bogart, Kitty_Kat and...(cough) that....other one.

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Dad was flammable

Do you remember the exact moment you went insane?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Enemies of the Collective:
crabby
Kevin Keegans Perm
lara7
DragonXero
kramer_vs_kramer
DexX
Drexle
Kajun Firefly
Geniu$

Possible allies:
wirthling
ObiJo

We newbies are grossly outnumbered. But that will only serve to make victory all the sweeter.

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THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

Hmmmm....... I'm listed as first on there list of enemies. Looks like I've finally made it people.

Did anyone else notice the absence of a certain Mr.Billings from that list? Also pay attention to his list of possible allies both are Billings counterparts.

Oh keep me out of this. This forum is for the posting and discussion of comics and related topics. I have no wish to get involved in your infantile attempts at attention grabbing.

if there is a place for some kind of person who can screw you from the inside sir may i fill your rectum?

if not im sure your uncle will oblige in felching you

now add me to that fucking list, right at the top

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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Virtual finger. Beat's a smiley.

I'm Anti-n00b, unless the display charisma like krammer_vs_krammer did when he showed up. DIE FOOS!!!

Nate's going to Hell! He used the rude finger!!!

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Yeah, and I'm the only one who wants to beat you repeatedly. Unless you stretch the defintion of "beat", in which case elvishitler would want to "beat" us all. Thank god he left.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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Enemies of the Collective:
crabby
Kevin Keegans Perm
lara7
DragonXero
kramer_vs_kramer
DexX
Drexle
Kajun Firefly
Geniu$

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I'll be the guy who just lies under his bunk with his knees drawn up to his chin until the fighting subsides. Then I'll wander amongst the dead and dying with a thousand yard stare, quietly humming to myself.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Ha ElPaso, you'll notice I'm so fucking mean I'm listed twice as enemies of YOUR newbie collective, I don't know how your gonna "beat" me when both your legs are at opposite ends of the room!

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Dad was flammable