Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

stripcreator forums
Jump to:

Stripcreator » General Discussion » R E V O L U T I O N !

Author

Message

King_Newbie
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

The regular users have crushed the newbies beneath their heel for long enough. I am King Newbie, leader of the Newbie Collective, here to liberate the newbies of the world from the yoke of the Strip Creator establishment!

Newbies! Your time is now! JOIN ME!

---
THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

11-26-01 8:01pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

Member Rated:

Yeah, let's burn the old bastards!

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

11-26-01 8:05pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


King_Newbie
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Oh, I forgot to say, if any regular users want to be spared, they can make their case here. But don't get your hopes up.

---
THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

11-26-01 8:07pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

Member Rated:

This reminds me of my earlier postings.

****SiGh*******

Memories, I was the blue print for newbie trolls. Maybe not the first but I did a really nice 180 turn I'm quite proud of.

NEWBIES SUCK BIG FLOPPY CAMEL COCK!!!!!!!!!

11-26-01 8:27pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

Member Rated:

OH! Do me first Newbies! I've been so naughty!

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-26-01 9:08pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

Member Rated:

NEWBIES ARE A WASTE OF DOG SEMEN WHICH HAS BEEN LEFT TO DRY ON THE COCK OF A HOUSE FLY

Damn i was bored tonight.

And so , onto Porn i think.

---
"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

11-26-01 9:19pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'Newbie Onslaught']

---
When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

11-26-01 9:20pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


comicboy34
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

i call XO

11-27-01 1:58am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

This newbie is a fucking moron. What should I do?

Just ignore him, he'll go away fairly soon. They all do after they're done being dumbshit trolls.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

11-27-01 4:22am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Maybe someone should post to the "HOW DO I GET TO #1" thread so it moves back to the top, and all the newbies can read it and learn from it.

11-27-01 4:32am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


King_Newbie
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

As usual, the regular users mock the newbies. For their complacence, Kevin Keegans Perm (there should be an apostrophe in that, by the way) and lara7 will be the first to the guillotine.

---
THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

11-27-01 5:19am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

I think we should put you in the box.
For thirty days.

What say, regs?

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

11-27-01 5:21am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


King_Newbie
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Closely followed by DragonXero.

---
THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

11-27-01 5:26am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

Member Rated:

quote:
I think we should put you in the box.
For thirty days.

What say, regs?


It rubs the lotion on its skin.

It puts the lotion in the basket.

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

11-27-01 5:28am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


itsclark
Bar Room Superman

Member Rated:

Can we eat his liver with fava beans and a fine chianti?

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

11-27-01 6:12am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

I was thinking we should just pour After-Death sauce down his throat and watch him combust.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

11-27-01 6:31am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


King_Newbie
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'The fields are red with the blood of a thousand regulars']

---
THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

11-27-01 6:41am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

Member Rated:

LadyJ, you are a goddess.

*bows low*

We are not worthy.

PS. When the fuck did my kangaroo become a newbie-avenger?

PPS. Who is the regular behind this Newbie-King wanker, anyway?

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

11-27-01 6:50am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

Member Rated:

You know, this guy's starting to make some sense to me. I think I may just sign up. But first I'd have to know specifically:

- What is the Newbie Revolution's stance on stabbing newbies?

- How bout non-stabbing of newbies. No breaking of the skin. Just a large distributed force. Also called crushing.

- If my cat and my newbie are stuck in my burning house, and I can only save one, is it okay to kick the newbie in the teeth on the way out?

- Newbie A leaves Boston at 7am going 50 mph. Newbie B leaves Chicago at 8am going 40 mph. If the distance between Boston and Chicago is assumed to be 800 miles, is it okay to kick the newbie in the teeth on the way out?

- Q: How many newbies does it take to change the kitchen lightbulb?
A: Kitchen? What the fuck's he doing out of the basement?

These are kind of fun. Like Polack jokes, but without offending those dirty stinky Poles.

Wait a minute, don't you mean, "THE NEWBEEZ HAV NUTHING TO LOOSE BUT THERE CHAINS"? What the hell kind of newbie are you? What the hell kind of hybrid newbie can spell.....IMPOSTER!

Own up, you.

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-27-01 6:51am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

Member Rated:

My newbie has diarrhoea. What should I do?

Get a bowl, wait for it to fill up, force feed the contents to the newbie. Repeat indefinitely.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

11-27-01 6:54am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


King_Newbie
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

I think you misunderstand slightly, ObiJo. The Newbie Collective is here to depose the regulars and lift the newbies out of the gutter, not vice versa.

We're against it, but any newbies who are stabbed in the course of the revolution will be forever martyred.

Against newbies no, but crushing regulars is fine. Encouraged, in fact.

No.

Also no.

quote:
- Q: How many newbies does it take to change the kitchen lightbulb?
A: Kitchen? What the fuck's he doing out of the basement?

I suspect you're not taking this very seriously. But if I'm mistaken, then the revolution is willing to accept regular defectors. You will be treated mercifully.

quote:
Wait a minute, don't you mean, "THE NEWBEEZ HAV NUTHING TO LOOSE BUT THERE CHAINS"? What the hell kind of newbie are you? What the hell kind of hybrid newbie can spell.....IMPOSTER!

Own up, you.


A common stereotype. Many newbies are perfectly eloquent, while many regulars have the diction of a five-year-old with learning difficulties.

---
THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

11-27-01 7:13am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


comicboy34
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

i wish to lead the newbie MARINES OORAH!!

11-27-01 7:32am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

Member Rated:

King Newbie is far to sophisticated to be a troll. He's gotta either be a reg, or have done this before.

11-27-01 8:00am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

So you say you want a revolution?

Suck carbine steel, you relentless hordes of worthless newbie flesh. As you march toward our stronghold, our incendiary shells will immolate you. You shall be masticated by our guard dogs, and then regurgitated. Your remains shall be disposed of in the most embarrassing and horrifying fashion imaginable. You shall be infiltrated, your security breached, and your leaders ripped to little tiny shreds by our blades.

Once we reach you, we shall knock you unconscious, tie hundreds of pieces of thread into your skin, and hang your from the ceiling of your commando office. We will let you hang there until you wake up, you first moment of consciousness will be pure agony. For days, we will slowly strip off the skin from your lower body, starting at your toes, removing mere inches an hour, keeping you from bleeding to death. We will wash your wounds in salt water, and laugh at you as you scream in pain. Next, after we have stripped the flesh from your legs, we will pierce your bones with stainless steel, shoving all the way through. We shall remove the rods, and replace them with thicker ones each day to increase your pain. Next we will begin removing the skin from your torso and arms, peeling it off slowly, inch by inch, until your entire body, save for your face is nothing but scar tissue. We will remove your nails, all your hair, everything, leaving your body one throbbing, and painful mess. We will wait for your body to give into the pain, and allow you to pass you, remove you from the string constraints, and carry you out to the large cross, and crucify you. We shall snap your arm bones as we begin the first part of the crucifixion. Next, we shall whip your already raw flesh, bringing instant sores and blood to your body. Next, the legs; we shall shatter your shinbones as we hammer in the third spike, holding you to the cross. We shall not give you a crown a thorns; instead, we shall rip the flesh from around your skull in a vicious bloodletting ceremony. Finally, the last part of your death, a spear in the side will serve as the delivery device for your death: an incendiary device that will destroy you. We shall march off to a safe distance, march out the remaining newbies, and force them to watch you, letting you see their faces in fear as we detonate you. Your bloody remains spraying around the site, raining as little pieces of flesh tumble along the ground and splat at our feet will be glorious. Victory will be sweet.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

11-27-01 8:03am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

Member Rated:

I don't want to live in a supposedly merciful world that doesn't have the decency to allow me to kick a newbie in the teeth on the way out.

Listen, I hear what you're saying, I really do. But if we start treating newbies politely, what's next? Voting rights? The ability to own property? Taking them out of the sensory-depravation box? No sir. In the world I envision for my children, the only place they'll see newbies is in history books or a wax museum.

My grand pappy taught me two and only two things in my life. I don't really remember the first, but I think it had something to do with vanilla. The second, however, was simple: "The entropy created by the conscious thought process of a single newbie in a time frame between one and five seconds is equivalent or greater than the entropy created by a regular performing the same conscious thought process during a timeframe three orders of magnitude greater than the timeframe previously mentioned for said newbie. So fuck 'em."

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-27-01 8:18am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info

Stripcreator » General Discussion » R E V O L U T I O N !


reload page with comics

Jump to:

Post A Reply


stripcreator
Make a comic
Your comics
Log in
Create account
Forums
Help
comics
Random Comic
Comic Contests
Sets
All Comics
Search
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
Brad Sucks