I'm back already with an enhanced understanding of the WW contest history.
1) Comics must contain your top 3 worlds worst gay pick- up lines.
2) Comic can be 1 panel, two panels, or 3 panels long.
Judging in 10 days to 2 weeks.
BONUS TRUE WHORE STORY: About 35 years ago I was buying donuts on my way to work. I was in a line outside my favorite donut shop window early in the morning. It was still dark. The donut shop was in a "bad" part of town. The line was 4-5 guys long and no one said anything to each other as we waited to get our donuts. I was the 4th guy in line. From out of nowhere a black hooker approached me and asked "How would you like a nice juicy ******* before work?" Everyone in the line turned to see who was asking who what. Then they immediately turned back facing the window. I was shocked, embarrassed and didn't know what to say. She was so nice and friendly and bold, that I felt like we were friends... almost.
I replied somewhat apologetically "But I've got no money". She said "Oh, you've got money". I said "Well, I've got money for donuts". She said "I know you've got money". I said "No, not really". She laughed and walked off.
So, what started out as an unexpectedly exciting morning in the bad part of town ended up as one more normal morning at work.
Kind of a let-down huh?
Next time I win a CC I'll tell you another true ***** story that ended differently.