"Quality Man" - Scottish Superhero. by highjon 4-26-14

Hi - I'm Quality Man ! What the fuck are you meant to be!?!

"Quality Man 2" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-26-14

I get called "Sickobunny" Well I need a new sidekick Sickobunny ... Why are you called Sickobunny mate? Aaah Dude are you blind?

"Quality Man 3 " - Sottish Superhero by highjon 4-26-14

Right wee man - put the gun down and step away from the counter! Or I'll get Sickobunny on your case! You'll do What!? Who the fuck are you!? Who the feck is... That's Quality man! Aaaah

"Quality Man 4 " - Scottish superhero by highjon 4-26-14

Well that first job went allright don't you think? Aye, it went well! Especially considering those kangaroos with guns can be a bit , well you know, mentally imbalanced and that...a bit dangerous and unpredictable! Calm down, you're getting a little aroused there aren't you... he's Quality Man!

"Quality Man 5 " - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-26-14

Well Sickobunny - As we find ourselves stranded, with no means of transport, now would be a good time to discuss what superpowers we may have at our disposal... Ok - just flash your leg at the next passing car, and hide your hairy chest...

"Quality Man 6 " - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-26-14

Follow me Sickobunny - there's someone I'd like you to meet... Hell dats the ugliest Bunny girl I ever did see We can negotiate on price

Hmmm how do I do this??

"Quality Man 6" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-26-14

Right Sickobunny - we need you to toughen up your image - make you a more badass sidekick. Your scaring kids in the street, and personally I feel a little nervous around you... That does not qualify you as a caped crusader Sickobunny - get the sussies back on Quality man!

"Quality Man 8" - Scottish superhero by highjon 4-26-14

...and then we stopped the gunman dead in his tracks! I'll bet you did.. Rarr... Sarge - You'll never believe this.. this is quality man, honestly...

"Quality Man 9" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-26-14

There's not much we can do with this shit hole.. quality man.

"Quality Man 10"- Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-26-14

hey punk! goth? emo?

"Quality Man 11" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-26-14

Doesn't this make you feel proud to be Scottish? The hills, the fresh air.... It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low.We're ruled by assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Sickobunny, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference This is just like Trainspotting, quality man!

 

"Quality Man 12" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-27-14

No doubt you'll have heard of me... I'm "Quality Man"! I do - he's called Sickobunny Quality Man eh? I see. Don't you have a side kick partner, like other superheroes? It's probably safer for him to stay outside, at least, until you move those naked dead bodies.................... he's banned from morgues, don't ask quality

"Quality Man 13" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-27-14

nope.. Well Rorschach, you're telling me that you have nothing to do with this hideous murder..? Men get arrested. Dogs get put down What's your view on rabbits? need to visit men's room ... The world will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper "No."

"Quality Man 14" - Scottih Superhero by highjon 4-27-14

and who, pray tell, are you? I'm Psychobunny! Fight! For fucks sake!

"Quality Man 15" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-27-14

C'mon Sickobunny, fancy sitting down for a wee Donut? Aye. But, I'm no sure if that's a donut or a merangue?.. Naw, your right enough, it's a donut. Quality

"Quality Man 16" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-27-14

and tonight, on Glasgows got talent... we're looking a volunteer, for a 3rd member from the audience, to join our bunny boy band fuck off freakshow - back to your seat.

"Quality Man 17" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-27-14

I could do that - I could be in a boy band! I could be famous.. You would need a helluva good agent, I might know just the very man... Hey Sickobunny, so.. you want fame....? I feel so cheap!

 

"Quality Man 18" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-27-14

OK Sickobunny - you listen to me, you do what I say, dress like I tell you and you will be a Star my frend S-T-A-R- STAR! Of course I get a 90per cent cut of the action- dig? Your finger stinks. you can keep the fishnets.. It's all coming back to me now........

I was pretty surprised when the Scottish superhero wasn't Kajun from forumusers.

Even so, some of these comics were alright.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

"Quality Man 19" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-28-14

looking after Mafia-mans pet bird . Easy money... what can go wrong! oh shit

"Quality Man 20" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-29-14

How did I get here? I'm obviously in Edinburgh or somewhere touristy... Either, I have finally mastered time travel and dimensional leaps.. or... the Govan boys got me a taxi during one of my alcoholic blackouts... ..so... we sold the bedsit in London, and bought a castle with its own working farm up here!

"Quality Man 21" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-29-14

How is Sickobunny's showbiz career going so far? We have decided to ditch the singing and focus on his acting strengths, for a very select clientelle. This won't be on the big screen will it... Just a few select websites..

"Quality Man 22" - Scottish Superhero by highjon 4-29-14

Today, I am auditioning for a new sidekick. While Sickobunny chases his dreams of fame and fortune. be cool.. be pure... be Thor ish ... Did he just say eenie-menie? I'm in with a shout here..

A bit hit or miss, but you at least seem to be finding a rhythm.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks for the replies, much appreciated. keep them coming

I've been reading other tips on the forums and trying to get better, and funnier...

Been at it for a week now. Quality.

I enjoyed these, and my own work was very hit and miss early on (I deleted about a thousand comics a while back). For me it was mostly when I had a good setup but a weak punchline, and I didn't want to waste what I'd come up with so I went ahead.

I'm glad I did though, it was a good learning experience.

Welcome to Stripcreator, looking forward to more :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

"Quality Man 23" - Free comic books? by highjon 5-03-14

I am "Quality Man!" As today is National Free Comic Book Day - I am here to claim my free comic book. Nah - aint no free comics here pal, it's just a ruse to get you into my shop Seriously, If you give me a 20pence comic I am likely to spend 30quid! We're not participating this year - maybe next year... I still want these overpriced comics, here take my money.. Quality man... . get to the back of the queue ya mug

"Quality Man 24 - Scottish Superhero by highjon 5-04-14

I'm off to Amsterdam or a few days, you want anything brought back? Yeah, get me some of those vanilla papers, made by "Island Blend" and a couple of beermats from the "Grasshopper" Obviously I meant, like russian protitutes and the such like. and porn.