Skull by wiglot 4-27-14

All I ever think about is killing myself but I already did that So now I just sit here all the time

Skull 2 by wiglot 4-27-14

When you die nothing really happens At least not when you kill yourself I can't really speak from personal experience on how it is when you die any other way

Skull 3 by wiglot 4-27-14

I used to own a Cher t-shirt from when Believe was released I didn't even like Cher, I just thought it was funny looking The picture they used for it made her look fat

Skull 4 by wiglot 4-27-14

Did you know you can open a locked car door with a tennis ball? You stab a hole in the ball, then put the hole against the lock and press in fast and hard, the pressure pops the lock At least it worked on old cars, I'm not sure about newer ones with electronic locks

Skull 5 by wiglot 4-27-14

I don't have very good teeth

Skull 6 by wiglot 4-27-14

When I was alive I was a homosexual I'm not any more, though I'm a skull

Skull 7 by wiglot 4-27-14

Now that I'm a skull I'm colorblind Which means I don't see race So I'm not a racist, is what I'm saying

Skull 8 by wiglot 4-27-14

One time I ran out of toilet paper and I was pretty much broke for the month So I started using coffee filters to wipe with I was afraid they would clog the pipes but nothing ever happened

Skull 9 by wiglot 4-27-14

The worst thing about being dead is I can't really do much of anything Except sit here

Skull 10 by wiglot 4-27-14

Once when I was a little kid I pissed into my family's vcr Now I don't have a penis Heh

Skull 11 by wiglot 4-27-14

Did you know Hulk Hogan was accused of molesting one of the kids on the set of Three Ninjas: High Noon? Not sure which kid it was Guess it doesn't really matter which kid it was

Skull 12 by wiglot 4-27-14

Strippers are disgusting One broke my glasses with her tits once But that was when I was alive

I can identify with that skull.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Some of these were great - Hulk Hogan threw me and got a big laugh, it's common to have an inappropriate punchline twist to an appropriate situation, doing it the other way around really worked :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Skull 13 by wiglot 4-29-14

Trying to keep myself entertained is becoming a tough job Hey what are you doing over there

Skull 14 by wiglot 4-29-14

Why are all of the comics on this site so terrible Why is my comic so terrible

Skull 15 by wiglot 4-29-14

Keep checking back here every day I might do something funny eventually Eventually

Skull 16 by wiglot 4-29-14

Have you ever read any of the Star Wars expanded universe books? They're terrible Don't ever let anybody tell you otherwise

Skull 17 by wiglot 5-01-14

You know how it feels when you smack your knee on something in just the right place and the pain travels all the way down your leg That's how it feels to be dead Always

Skull 18 by wiglot 5-01-14

You know what the worst part about committing suicide is? It's when nobody ever finds your body

Skull 19 by wiglot 5-01-14

Did you know Claudia Schiffer was born with six toes on her left foot? No? That's because it's not true

While in general they were hit and miss (I think about 1 of 3 got a chuckle) that last one really got me for some reason.  I wish I could explain why and give you constructive criticism...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Skull 20 by wiglot 5-21-14

Isn't the idea of being able to predict or control the circumstances of your own death kind of romantic, in a way? I started smoking when I was in my early 20's. Always figured it would be what did me in. Turns out it just wasn't happening fast enough.

Skull 21 by wiglot 5-21-14

I never really understood the global fascination with religion Do you think a computer file goes to heaven after it gets deleted? Or does it get reincarnated?