Seems I've won another contest. This is getting scary. But, be that as it may, I must carry the baton onward and upward to the next level.
For this contest you will have to make a touchy self admission. Have you ever been caught during (how shall I put it?) "self-gratification? If you say you never spanked the monkey you're a liar. Getting caught, on the other hand, is a stroke of a rougher grit. (OUCH)
Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to make a new comic using as few or as many panels as needed to express what you feel would be the worlds worst excuse for being caught masturbating. (This is not gender specific so you gals out there can get your hands sticky as well.)
The judging will take place at my discretion. (However, no longer than two weeks.)