So Geico has a slew of commercial where someone says you could save money by switching to them and a second person says, "Everybody knows that. But did you know..." And we see that scene where that happens and hilarity ensues.  Click the link for an example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCysb4_-4jU 

So for this contest, I would like you to use the same structure.

Person A makes a statement.

Person B says "Everbody knows that. But did you know..." (insert your own fact here, real or otherwise)

Then set up and complete the punchline.

That's the gist of it.  Nobody will save a damn thing by switching to another contest so don't try.

Judging will happen.  I promise.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4264 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-26-14

Wow... Phreaky's tits are HUUUUUUUUUGE!! Everbody knows that! Oh, yeah? Well, did you know that the same four strippers keep winning the comic contests over and over? How is that possible? APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF GROUP DICK-TICKLE GOING ON!! I DIDN'T KNOW DICK TICKLE WAS STILL RACING!!

RCL no. 4266 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-27-14

Wow... Phreaky's tits are HUUUUUUUGE!!! Everybody knows that! Well, did you know that she had counter-balance weights bolted on to her lower pelvic bone to keep from tipping forward? Yes, I know. Is there anything you don't know? Yes. How to finish this comic on a funny note!

Leonard Cohen in 3 Panels by brycekain 8-27-14

The dice are loaded. The war is over. The good guys lost. The fight was fixed. The poor stay poor. The rich get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody knows that. Well, did you know that I used to bang Rebecca De Mornay? NPH ain't got shit on me.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Leonard Cohen in 3 Panels (the unrated director's cut) by brycekain 8-27-14

The dice are loaded. The war is over. The good guys lost. The fight was fixed. The poor stay poor. The rich get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody knows that. Well, did you know that I used to bang Rebecca De Mornay? You're welcome for the image that is now stuck in your head. Give me crack... anal sex.... Now that's quick, Leonard. Have you always been this quick or is this something new?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Person B says "Everbody knows that. But did you know..." (insert your own fact here, real or otherwise)

Actually, no.

In the schematic, the speaker of "Everybody knows that" is *not* the one offering the new statement of comic gold.  It is uttered by the person who initially realized how a small amount of time could save them money on car insurance. In trying to compensate for the dismissal of "everybody knows that"--and not want to seem like a Johnny-come-lately in all areas, they wish to make a comeback with something THEY know.  Hence a purported fact is presented that is not car insurance related, as a form of one-upmanship.

Just wanted to be clear about that.

CC 587: Hello, Hello Again by thatsnotfunny 8-27-14

15 minutes is how long a fleeting claim to fame lasts. Then there is a fade to obscurity, when the next fad comes along. Everybody knows that. WELL… did you know you were replaced by an even more uncanny looking digital animal, who is somehow even less entertaining than you? 0413-39-01-05/01288 Perhaps we could be less "un-CAN-ny" if we painted soup and called it art? Just forget about it, the guy is a fucking loser. Ummm... I think you missed the part in the story where he said I was more entertaining than you are.

thatsnotfunny wrote:

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Person B says "Everbody knows that. But did you know..." (insert your own fact here, real or otherwise)

Actually, no.

In the schematic, the speaker of "Everybody knows that" is *not* the one offering the new statement of comic gold.  It is uttered by the person who initially realized how a small amount of time could save them money on car insurance. In trying to compensate for the dismissal of "everybody knows that"--and not want to seem like a Johnny-come-lately in all areas, they wish to make a comeback with something THEY know.  Hence a purported fact is presented that is not car insurance related, as a form of one-upmanship.

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four_legged_tripod wrote:

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thatsnotfunny wrote:

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Person B says "Everbody knows that. But did you know..." (insert your own fact here, real or otherwise)

Actually, no.

In the schematic, the speaker of "Everybody knows that" is *not* the one offering the new statement of comic gold.  It is uttered by the person who initially realized how a small amount of time could save them money on car insurance. In trying to compensate for the dismissal of "everybody knows that"--and not want to seem like a Johnny-come-lately in all areas, they wish to make a comeback with something THEY know.  Hence a purported fact is presented that is not car insurance related, as a form of one-upmanship.

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Yes, I technically realized this after submitting it. RCLG also realized this and made his comic using the schematic you have pointed out without making a big deal about it.  Either way will be acceptable forms for this CC.

Just wanted to be clear about that.

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CC 587: Clarity by thatsnotfunny 8-29-14

…THUSLY, not wanting to seem like a Johnny-come-lately in all areas, they wish to make a comeback with something THEY know… and... Everybody knows that. …WELL, were you aware noodleloaf is delightful when you put bacon in it? A concoction of macaroni and bacon, with flavors all baked together. ….AND ANOTHER THING - wait, what did you just say? …HENCE, we settled our deep-rooted feud to partner and form Noodleloaf's™ - now a Fortune 500 company. I don't care about you asshats. But put extra bacon on mine. Just wanted to be clear about that.

CC 587: This Comic Isn't Funny Either by brycekain 8-29-14

Did you know that thatsnotfunny isn't really that funny? Everybody knows that. Well did you know that this comic was made specifically to point out that fact? Just wanted to be clear about that. Gay.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 4275 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-04-14

What are you doing, Ben? Looking for my wife's G-string in this snowbank... Did you know that prolonged exposure to freezing snow can cause frostbite? Everybody knows that, nimrod! Well, do you know when five_legged_quadraplegic is going to pull the plug on this comic contest? I think he's still recovering from that "eBowla" comic he wrote.

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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four_legged_tripod wrote:

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thatsnotfunny wrote:

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Person B says "Everbody knows that. But did you know..." (insert your own fact here, real or otherwise)

Actually, no.

In the schematic, the speaker of "Everybody knows that" is *not* the one offering the new statement of comic gold.  It is uttered by the person who initially realized how a small amount of time could save them money on car insurance. In trying to compensate for the dismissal of "everybody knows that"--and not want to seem like a Johnny-come-lately in all areas, they wish to make a comeback with something THEY know.  Hence a purported fact is presented that is not car insurance related, as a form of one-upmanship.

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Yes, I technically realized this after submitting it. RCLG also realized this and made his comic using the schematic you have pointed out without making a big deal about it.  Either way will be acceptable forms for this CC.

Just wanted to be clear about that.

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And, you two ar a couple of noodleloafs.

Just wanted to be clear about that.

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kaufman wrote:

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RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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four_legged_tripod wrote:

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thatsnotfunny wrote:

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Person B says "Everbody knows that. But did you know..." (insert your own fact here, real or otherwise)

Actually, no.

In the schematic, the speaker of "Everybody knows that" is *not* the one offering the new statement of comic gold.  It is uttered by the person who initially realized how a small amount of time could save them money on car insurance. In trying to compensate for the dismissal of "everybody knows that"--and not want to seem like a Johnny-come-lately in all areas, they wish to make a comeback with something THEY know.  Hence a purported fact is presented that is not car insurance related, as a form of one-upmanship.

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Yes, I technically realized this after submitting it. RCLG also realized this and made his comic using the schematic you have pointed out without making a big deal about it.  Either way will be acceptable forms for this CC.

Just wanted to be clear about that.

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And, you two ar a couple of noodleloafs.

Just wanted to be clear about that.

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Everybody knows that.

But did you know RandomComicLayoutGuy starts celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day 3 weeks early?

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RCL no. 4277 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-05-14

See those white fluffy things in the sky, Ethan? They're called, "clouds"... Duh... Everyone knows that! Oh, yeah? Well, did you know the reason you don't have forearms is your mother blew crack addicts during her pregnancy with you? That doesn't even make sense, asshole!

Random layouts can be fun!

Tune In, Turn On, Geic Out by kaufman 9-06-14

You know, I dropped eight tabs of acid at the party last night. I'm seeing deformed giant hallucinations coming out of my carpet, and I'm talking to them. You do that every week. Everyone knows that. Ah, but did you know I have a handkerchief here to match your tie? Cool!

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Everybody Knows That by four_legged_tripod 9-08-14

Did you know that if TheGovernor had entered this contest he probably would have won? Everybody knows that. Yeah? Well did you know that thatsnotfunny is a runner up for his use of Noodleloaf in his comic? Really? Next you're gonna tell me that ragu4u won this contest. He did. How did you know? Everyone saw the crap that RCLG submitted. Almost as bad as that edoggy fellow.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I lost to ragu4poo????  PLANET WTF??????????