Acronyms by evil_d 10-16-14

My son is five years old now, and let you tell you, I'm having some real trouble with his PENIS. I'm sorry, his...? PENIS! Stands for Pre-Education Necessary Information Survey. I have to fill it out before he can start kindergarten. That's terrible. You're telling me! And if you think my son's PENIS is hard, you should have seen my daughter's!

Your entries in this contest should be about acronyms.  That's when you have a word, maybe a made-up word, where all the letters stand for other words.  Here, look it up if you don't believe me: acronym.  Some pedants say that an acronym that can't be pronounced as a word should be called an initialism.  Initialisms are fine too.  So is being a pedant.

I'll judge this in about a week.  So, Wednesday the 5th.  That's the day after Election Day here in the US.  If you win this contest, then I will elect you the Mayor of CC594.  I would have said the governor, but we already have one of those.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

It's Better in Group by four_legged_tripod 10-29-14

Is this where the support group is meeting? You bet! Welcome to RAPE! Oh, is it an acronym for "Relationship Advice for Presbyterian Evangelicals"? What's an acronym?

I.T. Guys by four_legged_tripod 10-29-14

It keeps giving me this error message. Looks like we've got an i.d.TEN.t. on our hands. What is that? Some sort of I.T. acronym? Sort of. Write it down and you'll figure it out. After that, just turn it off and turn it back on again. I.D.I0.T. Huh. I don't get it.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4363 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-30-14

I am the guardian angel for the United States of America! My job is to protect her from all enemies, foreign and domestic. "Hey, bonehead... The guardian angel theme was two CC's ago!" Really? *Feeling Underappreciated and Completely Kooky F.U.C.K.*!

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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It's Better in Group by four_legged_tripod 10-29-14

Is this where the support group is meeting? You bet! Welcome to RAPE! Oh, is it an acronym for "Relationship Advice for Presbyterian Evangelicals"? What's an acronym?

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evil_d wrote:

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Does anybody besides me remember the 3rd Bass song "Pop Goes the Weasel", where they made fun of Vanilla Ice?  There's a line in there that goes "I shoulda started RAPE: Rappers Against Phony Entertainers".

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Real Life: Alma Mater by four_legged_tripod 10-31-14

Didn't you graduate from that Quaker college? Yeah. I graduated from FUCK. What? Friends University of Central Kansas. Oh, FUCK!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4364 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-31-14

HEY... *Fantastically Useful Coffee Knowledge DOES ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME IN A FUCK* ENCOUNTER? IT'S EDUCATIONAL.

RCL no. 4365 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-31-14

Hey, baby... I want to FUCK you! WHAT?? Oh, wait... That's one of those acronyms you and four_legged_tripod keep going back and forth with, right? What's an acronym?

When I compared this contest to an election, I didn't realize it was going to be a two-party race.  If only some daring young Libertarian had come along to shake things up!  But no; just like the American public, I have only two real choices here.

The win goes to four_legged_tripod for "It's Better in Group".  Partly I liked that it reminded me of 3rd Bass, but mostly I liked the line "Welcome to RAPE!"

C.O.N.G.R.A.T.U.L.A.T.I.O.N.S., tripod, and take it away.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Well thank you sir. I promise to lead the next comp without raising your taxes and allowing anyone to smoke weed while creating their comics!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke