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I can't remember whether or not I ever posted this series, so just to be on the safe side I'm posting it.
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| "People get attacked. They get attacked and attacked and attacked." | |
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| "And then one day they get attacked and they decide they just aren't going to take it anymore. So the next time they get attacked, they call the police." | |
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| That was Barry "Attacked" Manilow, discussing his new album, "Attacked and Attacked and Attacked." | |
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| Mommy, is it okay to attack-- | |
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| Sshhhh--I'm timing these muffins. | |
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| I have never, ever gotten muffins this golden brown before. | |
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| Mom, Sally just attacked me. | |
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| Well, attack her back, sweetie. | |
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| Edna, the kids are attacking each other and they said that you said it was okay. | |
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| Pffft! I did no such thing! | |
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| People all over town are being attacked by your children. They are being attacked and attacked and attacked and attacked and attacked. | |
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| I...I don't understand... | |
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| Mr. Manilow's publicist was kind enough to come and speak to the class today. | |
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| Hi, kids. Just to clarify--Barry's new album and concert tour are an indictment against attacking people, not an endorsement of it. | |
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| Manilow really sold us out...huh, sis? | |
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| Yeah! We should attack HIM! | |
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| ...have now confirmed that Manilow was attacked and attacked and attacked. And now, here's Sally with more news. | |
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| Thanks, Tim. But first, I'd just like to say that I am ashamed... ASHAMED...to have the same first name as that horrible little girl. | |
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| Coming up next on Fox..."When Children Attack Barry Manilow." | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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