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Pandeist
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Comic Contest 598: Christmas Panties!! by Pandeist
12-18-14
Comic Contest 598: Christmas Panties!!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everybody was fucking (except for the mouse)....
....who was sitting in the corner jerking off with relish.
When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter.... 'twas a Pandeist making Christmas Comic Contest chatter.
Go fuck yourself squirrel. Go fuck yourself.
Anyway, the theme of this contest is Christmas panties. Who doesn't like panties for Christmas?
Your winning comic must cleverly associate Christmas with panties (or the wasting thereof).
Judgment shall be handed down CHRISTMAS MORNING.
The best comic winner will be heralded as a hero of Stripcreator for all time. Who submits the worst comic, will be executed by buggery.

12-18-14 2:47pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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12-19-14 8:43am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-19-14 8:48am (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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I can only blame myself for being the catalyst of this contest.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

12-19-14 1:46pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-22-14 10:46am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC598: The missing link. pt.1 by bigworm
12-22-14
Yes, you could call me a "pandeist" in that I am all and in all things.
Well!!! What do you know??? Ho Ho Ho! We're kin, one and the same!
Is that so? Linked by Christianity or pandeism?
By 'pantyism' of course!!!
Hmmm... did you say 'panty... ism'?
C'mon now brother, if it sounds like a duck, it's good enough for me! Uh, Ho Ho Ho!!!

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bigworm

12-22-14 10:50am (new)
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bigworm
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CC598: The missing link. pt.2 by bigworm
12-22-14
So, is "Ho Ho Ho" the sound of laughter, or is it some cat-call for hailing prostitutes from your sleigh?
*Ahem!* I don't understand!
Remember? If it sounds like a duck? "Ho Ho Ho!!!" You beginning to see?
No need to parse my words...
...let's just call 'em skanks!

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bigworm

12-22-14 10:52am (new)
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bigworm
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CC598: The missing link. pt.3 by bigworm
12-22-14
I saw the panties in your sleigh, I just didn't know then what to make of them.
Oh it's sad! I was givin' a lost little girl a ride back to her orphanage when she fell out of the sleigh at 60,000 ft. I reached for her, snagged her panties, but she slipped away.
Why didn't you ride beneath her and catch her in your sleigh?
I tried but Ridolph clobbered her with his hooves. Then he had to take a dump, and by then she was uhhh...
That's right, she's with me now.
So I guess you'll be wantin' her... you know... her... aw hell! I'll go get 'em for you.

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bigworm

12-22-14 11:00am (new)
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bigworm
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CC598: The missing link. pt.4 by bigworm
12-22-14
I'll be right back.
No need, I already got them, but not for me, but my Father who art in heaven.
I see...
See what?
It runs in the family.

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bigworm

12-22-14 11:04am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-24-14 10:36am (new)
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Pandeist
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brycekain wrote:

I can only blame myself for being the catalyst of this contest.


 

Sow, and ye shall reap. So where's your comic?

12-24-14 12:00pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-24-14 3:04pm (new)
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Pandeist
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Contest winner announcement-type time.

 

Well this was a beauty - first, honorable mentions. ragu4u gave a bonerific take:

 

ragu4u wrote:

 

 


 

....and RandomComicLayoutGuy was far out, but this was my fave of his submits:

 

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

 

RCL no. 4476 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-19-14
A Christmas tree made out of panties? Makes me hungry for squirrel jerky...
♫ I'm walking on sunshine... Yeah! ♫
"UNNNNGH NUUUNNNNGGGGH!!!"
I DIDN'T SAY A SQUIRREL JERKING OFF, ALVIN!!!!
♫ I'm walking on sunshine... Yeah! ♫
I must be REALLY panty-wasted!
♫ And, it's starting to burn the sole of my hands! ♫

 


 

But the winner has got to be bigworm with the committed narrative:

 

bigworm wrote:

 

CC598: The missing link. pt.1 by bigworm
12-22-14
Yes, you could call me a "pandeist" in that I am all and in all things.
Well!!! What do you know??? Ho Ho Ho! We're kin, one and the same!
Is that so? Linked by Christianity or pandeism?
By 'pantyism' of course!!!
Hmmm... did you say 'panty... ism'?
C'mon now brother, if it sounds like a duck, it's good enough for me! Uh, Ho Ho Ho!!!

CC598: The missing link. pt.2 by bigworm
12-22-14
So, is "Ho Ho Ho" the sound of laughter, or is it some cat-call for hailing prostitutes from your sleigh?
*Ahem!* I don't understand!
Remember? If it sounds like a duck? "Ho Ho Ho!!!" You beginning to see?
No need to parse my words...
...let's just call 'em skanks!

CC598: The missing link. pt.3 by bigworm
12-22-14
I saw the panties in your sleigh, I just didn't know then what to make of them.
Oh it's sad! I was givin' a lost little girl a ride back to her orphanage when she fell out of the sleigh at 60,000 ft. I reached for her, snagged her panties, but she slipped away.
Why didn't you ride beneath her and catch her in your sleigh?
I tried but Ridolph clobbered her with his hooves. Then he had to take a dump, and by then she was uhhh...
That's right, she's with me now.
So I guess you'll be wantin' her... you know... her... aw hell! I'll go get 'em for you.

[Click to view comic: 'CC598: The missing link. pt.4']

 


 

Especially episode three; all told the arc combines overtones of comic influence ranging from Mark Twain and Vonnegut to Eddie Murphy and Callahan, and so the winner of this comic contest is:

 

bigworm

 

Blessings!!

12-25-14 9:30am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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Thanks pandeist. I'll have a new one in short order.

Merry Christmas everyone.

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bigworm

12-26-14 5:21am (new)
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