Contest winner announcement-type time.
Well this was a beauty - first, honorable mentions. ragu4u gave a bonerific take:
ragu4u wrote:
....and RandomComicLayoutGuy was far out, but this was my fave of his submits:
RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:
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| A Christmas tree made out of panties? Makes me hungry for squirrel jerky... | |
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| ♫ I'm walking on sunshine... Yeah! ♫ | |
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"UNNNNGH NUUUNNNNGGGGH!!!"
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| I DIDN'T SAY A SQUIRREL JERKING OFF, ALVIN!!!! | |
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| ♫ I'm walking on sunshine... Yeah! ♫ | |
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| I must be REALLY panty-wasted! | |
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| ♫ And, it's starting to burn the sole of my hands! ♫ | |
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But the winner has got to be bigworm with the committed narrative:
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| Yes, you could call me a "pandeist" in that I am all and in all things. | |
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| Well!!! What do you know??? Ho Ho Ho! We're kin, one and the same! | |
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| Is that so? Linked by Christianity or pandeism? | |
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| By 'pantyism' of course!!! | |
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| Hmmm... did you say 'panty... ism'? | |
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| C'mon now brother, if it sounds like a duck, it's good enough for me! Uh, Ho Ho Ho!!! | |
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| So, is "Ho Ho Ho" the sound of laughter, or is it some cat-call for hailing prostitutes from your sleigh? | |
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| *Ahem!* I don't understand! | |
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| Remember? If it sounds like a duck? "Ho Ho Ho!!!" You beginning to see? | |
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| No need to parse my words... | |
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| ...let's just call 'em skanks! | |
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| I saw the panties in your sleigh, I just didn't know then what to make of them. | |
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| Oh it's sad! I was givin' a lost little girl a ride back to her orphanage when she fell out of the sleigh at 60,000 ft. I reached for her, snagged her panties, but she slipped away. | |
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| Why didn't you ride beneath her and catch her in your sleigh? | |
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| I tried but Ridolph clobbered her with his hooves. Then he had to take a dump, and by then she was uhhh... | |
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| That's right, she's with me now. | |
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| So I guess you'll be wantin' her... you know... her... aw hell! I'll go get 'em for you. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'CC598: The missing link. pt.4']
Especially episode three; all told the arc combines overtones of comic influence ranging from Mark Twain and Vonnegut to Eddie Murphy and Callahan, and so the winner of this comic contest is:
bigworm
Blessings!!