Currently, in one of those tabloid magazines, is a story claiming John Travolta and Tom Cruise have been gay lovers for years. (I know this is TOTALLY unbelievable.)  Then, brycekain created a comic indicating he might be gay.  Or not.  Who knows?

So, for this comic comtest, create a comic about a famous person, living or dead, who we assume is straight, but make them gay. (Or lesbian).

Rules?

1. the Barry character from injokester2 must appear at least once in the comic


2. be funny

BONUS POINTS:  if, you can put the phrase "...that's what she said" somewhere in the comic.

EXTRA BONUS POINTS:  if, you don't put the phrase "...Bush lied, people died" somewhere in the comic.

Have fun.  Judging when deemed appropriate.

Oh good, AccentuateNegative hasn't won a CC in a while ;-)

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Brycekain is gay??? The semen thickens.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 4643 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-27-15

Hey, Sulu... Remember when you said to me, "You'll never know if you like it unless you try it?" Well, I tried it, and I don't like it... I fucking LOVE it!! You owe me $50.

1.21 Gigawatts by Pandeist 3-27-15

Great Scott!! Why do you keep calling me that? My name is Marty -- Marty McFly. Whoops!! I mean, Great Marty!! you gonna finish soon? My mouth is getting tired, Doc. That's what *she* said!!

CC6ohGay by brycekain 3-28-15

Ok look, folks. It doesn't matter if I'm gay or not. What matters is Bush lied, people died. End of story. You weren't supposed to say that line. Oh suck my dick.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Well, this CC went over like a lead balloon.  I'll give it a couple of more days and call it.

CC608 - Close Encounters of the Turd Kind by kramer_vs_kramer 3-31-15

It sure is boring out here on the moon. I'm so glad I brought along my vibrating ass dildo. Mr Aldrin! You're needed at the base and - what's that noise? Uh oh, this is going to stick.

Okay, I think the juice of this gay-ass CC had been totally sucked out.

I want to thank everyone who participated, but I can only choose one winner, and that is:

RandomComicLayoutGuy!  YAY!  

Take it a gay, I mean, away!

APRIL FOOLS!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(not that anyone is looking in on this).

 Okay, all entries were fantastic, but I can only choose one, and the winnah is:

 brycekain

Yes, he got a major deduction for his "Bush lied...", but seeing how everyone is so upset over gays being denied services in Indiana, I thought I'd better choose him, or I'd have NAMBLA all over my ass (that's what she said!).

Take it away, Mr. Kain!

What's sad is I was born in Indiana. I had no want to go back there before recently. Now I want to go back and fuck the governor in the ass while eating homophobic pizza.

What's also sad is I'll have another contest up as soon as my gay ass can think of something. Thanks for the reach around, edoggystyle :) Your aids test is in the male.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I KNEW IT!!!

brycekain and efaggyfag are a couple!

I know you already voted for a winner, but here's my contribution. 

Home-oh contest by JHouston86 4-22-15

Gossiping Fireman says: So, you can't tell anyone this, but I heard that Tom Cruise is gay... Sacre bleu! ...he likes it in the rear... Who doesn't? ...in and around his mouth... That's what she said...

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