WW 102 - Topical NFL Jokes by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 5-26-15

Im telling you baby. Im the greatest of all time My numbers cant be denied, they'll be talkng about me for the next 50 years Now get down there number 11. AHHH! Get offa me Darren Sharper

I keep hearing this thrown about from various sportsmen/women lately. "Im the greatest of all time" in their respective sports, and in most cases, its bullshit.

So

I want to know what the worst thing you can possibly be the "Greatest of all time" at would be. Bonus points for creativity and things that make me genuinely consider throwing up.

Note : The "Hitler is the greatest of all time at Gassing Jews" joke was done to death.

11 million times in fact.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Well there goes my idea.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW102 I got nuthin'

I'm the best at farting my name while fingering an invisible unicorn!

by brycekain, 5-26-15

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RCL no. 4736 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-29-15

My name is Willy, and I am the greatest alcoholic of all time! Not only did I lose my job, and my house, and my wife and children due to my drinking, but I also contracted AIDS from blowing other hobos for booze change. And, to top it all off, I threw up on Obama's entire motorcade as it drove past the Staples Center!

As im feeling particularly Evil , judging will take place at 6:06 on the 6th day of the 6th month.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Aaaaand this one attracted 3 entries. 

RCL , you win. The Hobo thing was funny, though it only wins by virtue of being the least shit of the 3 entries. Goddamnit you guys. 

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Yay!  I'm the least shitty!

new contest up soon