Today, the last group of people who it is acceptable to bash are Christians.  Maybe, it has something to do with them flying jetliners into the World Trade Center or something.

With that in mind, his WW theme is:

World Worst Reason to Join the Army.

no rules, just fun

Have at it!

WW104 - Worst Reason to Sign Up by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 6-23-15

So tell me son, why do you want to join the army? Well you see I'm a 22yr old black male from Arkansas. The army is the ONLY hope I have of living past the age of 40.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

WW 104 - War. Huh. Good gawd. by jes_lawson 6-23-15

So why d'ya want to join the Army, son? The career opportunities, sir! Yeah? Sure! I've always wanted to be risk death in basic training, maybe lose a leg to an IED. In 5 years I'd like to be homeless with a drug problem! Son, I can see you'll fit right in here! If you like PTSD, you might make General! Hot dang! Where do I mark my X ?

Let it be known, in real life, I've a lot of time for the veterans of wars, combats, and stuff, who have both mental and physical difficulties.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

WW104: Biloxi Blows by brycekain 6-24-15

Soldier! Why did you join God's army?! SIR! To feed my judgmental urges, to live in ignorance of my own religion despite owning the handbook, and all the unbridled closet-gay-sex I could ever wish for, SIR! You make me proud, you queer son of a bitch! Now go pass some legislation! SANTORUM 2016!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain wrote:

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WW104: Biloxi Blows by brycekain 6-24-15

Soldier! Why did you join God's army?! SIR! To feed my judgmental urges, to live in ignorance of my own religion despite owning the handbook, and all the unbridled closet-gay-sex I could ever wish for, SIR! You make me proud, you queer son of a bitch! Now go pass some legislation! SANTORUM 2016!

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Okay...  The winnah is brycekain for his something kind of fucking awesome entry!

take it away!

I seem to be good at being the WW. I'll have something up when my brain can concoct something witty (or whatever.)

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

SIR! A worthy winner well done, SIR!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.