Voting Day by RedfeatheR 11-04-14

Dear God, ... and Satan. Please change my religion to one that contains no damnation and free healthcare. The system as a whole must be replaced. I offer up my prayer as a vote. I hope my support of the system is a clear sign that I desire true reformations. Satan sent me to tell you that God said that they both support damnation and don't care what you want. Vote for a winner.

Is that a dog or an eGoatyGoat?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Get thee down under Red!

The Aborigines have one of the greatest religions in the world: All of creation is a story called the Dreamtime, in which we are all characters. End of religion.

Plus we have free healthcare, and while only get 72c on the US dollar the average wage here is about $65k pa.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.