We'll keep this one simple.  I want to hear the World's Worst thing to say at a funeral.

That's it.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

WW 108: Mobsters Probably Go To A Lot Of Funerals, Huh? by ZMannZilla 11-12-15

Dearly beloved, today we lay to rest Agnew "The Bonesaw" Murphy. Doot-doot-doo, dum de dum de...what the...? Ye, though he was a mobster, he was beloved by almost everyone... OK, which one of you over-dressed wiseguys filled my toilet with dirt? ...except Giuseppi "The Pig-Keeper" Pinelli, apparently.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 4976 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-13-15

RCLG Theater presents: "World's Worst Thing to Say at an Irish Wake"... I forgot the alcohol! Join us next time for another episode of, "World's Worst Thing to Say at an Irish Wake".

Looks like this one has died. Time for the funeral. I'll let ragu say the closing words as he has won this contest.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

WON AT LAST! WON AT LAST!  THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I'VE WON AT LAST!   (Actually...I never expected to win.  That's why I used a quote from another "dark horse"!)