Who else is terrified about the direction things are heading with climate change and all that?  Just me?  Okay then.

In this contest I want you to try to take my mind off of it by making fun of it.  Show us some misguided efforts to save the environment, wanton attempts to destroy it, that sort of thing.

Judging in a week or so.  Winner runs CC657.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC656 by Makin_d_bacon 11-24-16

Bout finished? Just one more little tweak... There!

CC 656: Let There Be Cool by kaufman 11-24-16

I have your prayer summary for the day. At #3, 200 million people want Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton to choke on each other's vomit. At #2, 1.4 billion want peace in the Middle East. Hmmmm ... that one finally got knocked from the top spot. What in the world beat it? Apparently, this is becoming a bigger crisis. 2.3 billion prayed for an end to global warming. I think I can take care of that one for them. I'll just turn off the sun.

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Just for inspiration.

Good clean fun by evil_d 11-24-16

Jeez, Marcia. What's with the grim reaper costume? This isn't a costume, it's a solar panel cloak. I decided I should start using clean energy sources to power my personal electronics. So it takes all that surface area just to charge your phone? I don't have a cell phone. This cloak is for powering my Hitachi Magic Staff. *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Good clean fun, part 2

The next day *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

by evil_d, 11-24-16

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 656: That's not how it works by umfumdisi 11-26-16

Hw gzzz it, Ephrm? Fine with me. What the flock is up with you? Duing muh prt to fight glbull wrming. By freezing yourself? If Grnlund cn't b cuvurd in izz, then I will b.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 656: Kicking the can by atomiclunch 11-26-16

Global warming has been reversed. On this cool day I'm talking to Atomiclunch. Mr. Lunch, how'd you do it? Simple, really. I designed what amounts to a gigantic air conditioner for the whole planet. But air conditioners just move heat from one place to another, where is the heat going? That's the best part! It's going to Mars! "Aren't you concerned about the effect on the red planet?" Meh. What could go wrong?

Sorry, I Thought You Said "Global Swarming" by four_legged_tripod 11-28-16

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 5524 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-28-16

Meanwhile, in the year 2055... Wow... What a beautiful sunset! It's high noon, idiot! Whoa... Is this caused by what Al Gore called in the early 2000's, "global warming"? Global warming is just the symptom of the real cause of this atmospheric disaster... And, that is..? Centuries of un-checked cow farts!

Checkmelt! by kaufman 11-29-16

With earth heating up and everything, something had to be done. And then I remembered that old movie where a guy plays chess with Death. So I challenged a personification of Global Warming to a game, winner take all. Little did he know, I was a Grandmaster. After 20 moves I was up a knight and a pawn. I had him on the ropes. So what the heck happened? He just grinned, and next thing I know, there were puddles of liquid plastic where all my pieces had been.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, that'll about do it.  Fine entries all but I think I'm going to give the victory to atomiclunch, for solving the problem in that most human of ways: by pushing it onto somebody else.

atomiclunch wrote:

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CC 656: Kicking the can by atomiclunch 11-26-16

Global warming has been reversed. On this cool day I'm talking to Atomiclunch. Mr. Lunch, how'd you do it? Simple, really. I designed what amounts to a gigantic air conditioner for the whole planet. But air conditioners just move heat from one place to another, where is the heat going? That's the best part! It's going to Mars! "Aren't you concerned about the effect on the red planet?" Meh. What could go wrong?

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Silver linings. by atomiclunch 12-03-16

December 3, 2016 *sigh* Time to slog through another day of this god-forsaken, interminable year. First, let me check the contests. Do your worst, Satan! "Fine entries all but I think I'm going to give the victory to atomiclunch -" "HA! How do ya like me now?" Whatever! Dibs on the sled!

Thanks, evil_d! I will start a new contest in the next day or so.