Try Try Again by Moturd 4-12-16

I'm getting married again! Congratulations She'll be wife number five! Let me be the first to express my sympathies. I'm sorry it didn't work out. But I'm not divorced yet! Oh right. I'll set a reminder on my calendar... say, 30 days out?

Management by Moturd 7-16-16

Teaching your dog to fetch? No. To sit. Oh. Then what's the stick for? To beat him with afterward You work in management, don't you?

Wonder Twins by Moturd 12-18-16

Why Jayna never... Wonder Twin Powers Activate! Form of a water puddle! Wonder Twin Powers Activate! ...ever... Gleek! Where's the bucket? I'm draining into the storm sewer! Shape of a monkey! turned into a monkey... Giggity Giggity Goo! I'm gonna put my banana all up inside of you! No Gleek, No!

Back on the Res by Moturd 12-18-16

I thought you all disappeared millions of years ago. Not really. We just assimilated. See how the top hat makes me blend in?

 

You got possibilities, newbie!

I liked them.  I also liked this one:

Nominated for Best Excrement by Moturd 12-18-16

Kill Bill! That movie sucked. Tarantino should have stopped at Pulp Fiction. Everything after merely highlights the fact that he panders to targeted audiences with PC revisionist feel-good revenge fantasies. All the way to the bank, Bruh

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

These were cool :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Some office strips are based on real people. But the names have been changed to protect the innocent (me).

Engaged in your work by Moturd 1-04-17

Jym, I need you to be more engaged I am engaged. The sixth time is a charm Well congratulations Just don't mention it around my current wife

I need it delivered yesterday by Moturd 1-04-17

Jerf gets a rush project Jerf, I need this project completed asap and I've only got a budget of $30k I need $50k and haggles for funding I can go $60k That's not enough. You need to dip into your contingency money. ...with the master Okay Hotshot, you've got a blank check. That's still not enough. I'll need two blank checks.

Business As Usual by Moturd 1-04-17

Another day, another project The executive team says to upgrade our storage area network Here's a blank check Will that be enough? Not if they want it done right!

Bromancing the Stone by Moturd 1-04-17

Jym, it's vital that we build a monorail from the parking lot to the employee entrance. Are you sure that's necessary, Jerf? Jym, don't make me use my bromantic charm. Okay, okay, But it's not in the budget. Contingency money okay

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My Trivia Team by Moturd 1-04-17

How do you know about so much stuff? They do say I'm a rennaissance man Who says that, the voices in your head? They count!