My brain hurts, so let's keep this one simple.  Here are the rules:

1. Use the Snowscape (rural/snowscape1) background at least once.


2. There is only one permitted exception to the rules, and if you want to use it, you'll have to figure out what it is.


3. I'll judge in about a week and a half.

Have fun!

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First one that was made not that long ago:

Slippery Slope by four_legged_tripod 12-19-16

Make sure you drive careful in this weather. I'll be just fine. Seriously, there are frozen spots in the road that you may not see. I really don't care about that man! Hey, dickwad, Black Ice Matters!

and one new one:

TMI by four_legged_tripod 1-03-17

This is the third time this week that you've called in Greg. I know Mr. Ogden. Is it because someone hacked your personal information and shared it with the whole office and we all now know about your used panty fetish? That's part of it. But due to the weather, I also literally cannot leave my house. So I guess in more ways than one, I've been snowed in.

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CC 659: A More Evolved Snowman by fpd 1-03-17

No, I assure you, no one made me. I evolved from a snowball that evolved from a snowflake. I really hear where you're coming from. No one made me this way! I'm evolved! Check your white privilege! Men are not evolved! Yes, it's a priviledge to be as white as I am, but it is only because generations of women preferred men with snow white complexions. And now you see what I'm talking about. I'm much more evolved than that special snowflake! Amen, brother! Evolution explains so much! I look this way because generations of women had foot fetishes!

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CC659 A slice of life. by Porternotes 1-05-17

July 1987 Isn't it beautiful in Wisconsin! Imagine if we move here, it would be like this vacation EVERYDAY! Yeah, mom! I love it here! Let's move out of the city! July 1987 I"m glad to hear you say this, because I've put a bid on a house and it was accepted! Awesome! Bye bye, Chicago! October 1987 I guess we didn't think this one through. I miss my friends.

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CC 659 by Makin_d_bacon 1-05-17

I still think global warming is all bullshit, Willie! Hey...a little snow don't mean jack shit. A LITTLE? There must be 6ft. of snow out here. So? This kinda thing happens a lot! Not here at the Equator, it don't! He does have a point!

RCL no. 5555 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-06-17

HEY, GENE!!! Get out of the snow, Peter... You're going to die from hypothermia! HYPOTHERMIA??? WHAT'S THAT??? It's where you have uncontrollable shivering, mental confusion, numbness in your extremities, and, finally, denial. ***BRRRRRRRRRRRR*** WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT, GENE?? YOU ARE GENE, RIGHT??? ANYHOO, I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS OR LEGS OR EVEN MY DICK!! BUT, I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE THE TYPO-GERMANIA THINGY!! DAMMIT, PETER!!!

Cold snap by TheGovernor 1-11-17

Welcome to hell, where your soul will burn in eternal torment for your sins Um, it's a bit cold for that isn't it? Sorry about that. Hopefully it should warm up after Inauguration Day. Last year was a bit of a strange one for us We did open a ski school though. In the meantime do try the Brexit Black run, and the Trump half pipe

Judgement day is nigh.  Come on kids, I expect a blizzard of submissions.

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Termite Heaven by Namgubed 1-15-17

W-where am I? Greetings! So glad you could join us. Am I in heaven? Actually, you've gnawed your way to the top of Scarface's desk, and this is a cocaine-induced hallucination! Say hello to my little friend! Wheeee!

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CC 659: Snowblind by umfumdisi 1-16-17

Does this count? Guess we'll never snow for sure... Pretty, the city... covered in snow? This must be the place! There's snow telling.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

How Come? by choadwarrior 1-17-17

I have to say, that's the hottest bukkake scene ever filmed south of the Florida panhandle. Thanks--I had a good time, but I think I was allergic to that last guy. How come? I...I...i... Bless you.

I was going to write a comic for this, but now way am I going to be able to top Choad's

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Lord_Vodek wrote:

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I was going to write a comic for this, but now way am I going to be able to top Choad's

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Thank you, Doctor!  

I think this is the first time in nearly 14 years that I've ever used the Maura character.  I should use her more often...in comics, that is, and not how she was used for the punchline.

I appreciate the win.  I have a long drive tomorrow, so I'll have time to dream up a new contest to hopefully post soon.