A simple contest to play out the rest of February.  The only rule is that one of the words of dialogue must begin with the letter x.

Oh, wait, our old buddy Captain Obvious wants to submit a rule too.  He says your comic should be funny.

So that's it.  Get out your xylophones and start playing!

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 662 Down on the Farm']

I know it's a stretch but I'm desperate here!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5644']

(I wrote this before I read the Captain Obvious rule.  @%#$.)

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5645']

[Click to view comic: 'Alliterative Airport Agency Antics']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC 662: Warrior Princess']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 662: May Also Contain Xanthan Gum']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'm standing in Namgubed's shadow, but here you go.

[Click to view comic: 'CC662: Triple Word Score']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'CC662: Survey Says!']

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: Fear Itself']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5656']

Xcellent job, everyone!  A lot of xceptional laughs there.  I'm not xaggerating.  But as you know, I'm a xucker for a xurprise pun, so I'm going to give the prize to this little piece of wisdom:

[Click to view comic: 'CC662: Survey Says!']

Take it away, Moturd!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Thank you, thank you. 

I'm honored just to be here. You guys are so funny. 

I'll post a new challenge, post haste.