A simple contest to play out the rest of February.  The only rule is that one of the words of dialogue must begin with the letter x.

Oh, wait, our old buddy Captain Obvious wants to submit a rule too.  He says your comic should be funny.

So that's it.  Get out your xylophones and start playing!

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CC 662 Down on the Farm by Makin_d_bacon 2-19-17

What's that coming out of your ass? I don't know what I'm supposed to to say next! C'mon man...work with me here. I'm tryin to win a comic contest. Ok...Ok! They look like a little sphere-oids! They're called "Grade AA Large" X, you dunce!

I know it's a stretch but I'm desperate here!

RCL no. 5644 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-17

Gamma rays? Gamma rays?? GAMMA RAYS??? What the @%#$ was I thinking? I should have used X-RAYS!!!! @%#$%#$@%#$#%#%@$%@&@$#%@%$#&@$#%!!!!!

(I wrote this before I read the Captain Obvious rule.  @%#$.)

RCL no. 5645 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-17

And, now a stupid, fucking thought from my stupid, fucking cat... What ever happened to Xavier McDaniels? I told you it was fucking stupid!

Alliterative Airport Agency Antics by Namgubed 2-19-17

Meanwhile, at the Havana Customs Office ... Anything to declare, suspicious-looking American? I'm delivering this vintage percussion instrument that's on loan to Cuba from the Smithsonian. B-but don't take it all apart and scan the delicate pieces! It was used for the soundtrack of that famous roller-disco movie! Just as I thought! The wooden parts were hollowed out and stuffed with black-market sex toys! I'm faxing the scans to your Homeland Security!! Expectedly ... Xenophobic Xavier Xeroxes X-rated expatriated Xanadu xylophone X-rays! Details at 10.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC 662: Warrior Princess by Moturd 2-19-17

Somewhere in ancient Greece... Hey Xena, I have a joke for you. Heh. Knock knock! [Sigh] Okay Joxxer, who's there? a comedian is born... Xena Xena who? and then dies a little. Xena hot chick named Gabby anywhere? Heh. Giggity. Yeah... in my bed... every night?

CC 662: May Also Contain Xanthan Gum by umfumdisi 2-21-17

Ask your doctor about Xanax. Warning, prescription Xanax may cause gas with oily discharge, may discharge you from the military, may charge your credit cards to their limits, may cause a rhinoceros to charge, may excite electrons in a gas discharge tube, may even charge you with murder, oh, and may cause temporary discomfort or death. Now they tell me...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'm standing in Namgubed's shadow, but here you go.

CC662: Triple Word Score by evil_d 2-22-17

I've just come from cleaning up a terrible mess down at the docks! A xebec carrying xylidine was capsized! Did you cause this accident yourself, Captain Scrabble? Well I—that is—but it was worth so many points!! Wreaking havoc for your own personal gain! You can bet there will be consequences for this! I'm thinking Secretary of Commerce.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC662: Survey Says! by Moturd 2-22-17

Professor X? Phoenix How about you sir? Who do you think is the most powerful of the X-men? Well I don't know, I guess maybe Bruce Jenner?

Real Life: Fear Itself by four_legged_tripod 2-23-17

You've got to kill it! Kill what? There's a black widow in the basement and I'm xenophobic! I think you mean arachnophobic. I'll take care of it. *sob* Why, Roger? Why did you leave me? *sob*

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 5656 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-25-17

Oh, my gosh... Is that Jeff Lynn, lead singer and songwriter for the rock group, Electric Light Orchestra? I'm such a big fan... I should say something to him. HEY, LYNN... "XANADU" SUCKED!!! I'M TALKING BOTH THE MOVIE, AND THE SOUND-TRACK!!! ESPECIALLY, THE SOUNDTRACK!!!!!

Xcellent job, everyone!  A lot of xceptional laughs there.  I'm not xaggerating.  But as you know, I'm a xucker for a xurprise pun, so I'm going to give the prize to this little piece of wisdom:

CC662: Survey Says! by Moturd 2-22-17

Professor X? Phoenix How about you sir? Who do you think is the most powerful of the X-men? Well I don't know, I guess maybe Bruce Jenner?

Take it away, Moturd!

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Thank you, thank you. 

I'm honored just to be here. You guys are so funny. 

I'll post a new challenge, post haste.