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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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A politician or commentator or celebtard (I forgot who) recently said that there is no longer "white privilege" in this country.  But. there is now "white SUPREMACY"!  Which got me thinking, did we bypass White Identity altogether?  And, what's next, White Ultimatum???

Seeing how, based on the cartoon avatars for most of the old-time strippers are white, I'm assuming that most of the strippers on the site now are also white, I want you to come up with comics depicting so-called white supremacy.

RULES:


  1. must be funny

  2. you don't need to be white to participate, but if you are a non-white, you must put yourself in our shoes and try to understand our plight before creating your comic

  3. no minority jokes (unless they're funny)


BONUS POINTS:  Have Matt Damon be one of your characters and make him out to be the doosh bag he really is

Embrace your whiteness and have fun.  I will judge this comic comic when it looks like it has run its course.  Which is usually pretty quick.

Good luck!

 

9-12-17 9:02pm (new)
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atomiclunch
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Obligatory

White Supreme-acy. by atomiclunch
9-12-17
Stop!
Stop!
In the name of luv!
"before you break my heart"
da fuq?

 

9-12-17 10:12pm (new)
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atomiclunch
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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An oldie

That healthy "glow". by atomiclunch
10-17-16
"Alright Rags, let's get the women turned on! Time to take our -"
What a beautiful day! Hey, it looks like Ragu and 'Lunch are gonna do a little tanning.
Ha! That'll be the d-. Wait! Rags AND 'Lunch? RUN! Before they take their -
"- shirts off!"
AAAIIIEEEE!!
- shirts off!
"Hey guys! Come sunbathe with us!"
Great, I'm blind and THAT was the final image burned into my brain!
My mouth tastes like glare.

9-12-17 10:16pm (new)
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Makin_d_bacon
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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CC:675 "It's Not Easy Being Green" by Makin_d_bacon
9-13-17
Ain't it great being "white"?
As opposed to what?
You know...black, brown, yellow, red...
Damn! That'S EVERYBODY! We ARE actually BETTER than everybody!
They call themselves "White Supremacists"!
So then what are WE? Chopped liver? Nuke em!

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Hey...it was funny to ME!

9-13-17 7:25am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I don't think I understand the theme but what are you going to do, come to my house and punch me?  Save it for the protests, man.

CC675: Supreme people only want the best by evil_d
9-13-17
Look, I didn't ask for white people to be naturally more intelligent.
I'm just saying, since we are, it only makes sense for our society to be organized accordingly.
Let me ask you, what all are you doing with your naturally superior intelligence?
Yesterday I solved the New York Times crossword puzzle in 30 minutes.
Thursdays are for chumps. Call me back when you can solve a Saturday.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-13-17 11:30am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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CC675: Supreme people won't settle for less by evil_d
9-14-17
I don't know where I went wrong with you, son. You're fat, lazy, and unemployed. You've spent the last 3 days smoking pot and watching TV non-stop. What are you even doing with your life?
Proving white supremacists wrong.
Carry on, then.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-14-17 8:56am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-14-17 8:59pm (new)
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Moturd
Stripcreator Newbie

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You're all a bunch of white nationalists! by Moturd
9-16-17
WaPo and NYT Reporters...
White nationalist just means someone of European ancestry who expresses support for their country's interests.
But I'm supposed to apply that term interchangeably with the term white supremacist, until the public can no longer tell the difference, right?
Yes, but not against identifiable individuals. White supremacist can only be used for the 0.002% of the population who are actually klan or neo-nazis.
Okay. So equate the terms white nationalist and white supremacist but never say an individual is a white supremacist unless they are a klan member.
You do understand why, don't you?
Of course! It let's us slander anyone we want but we can't be sued for labeling someone a patriotic Caucasian.

 

9-16-17 6:58am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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CC675: Supreme people put against the fence get a bit irate by evil_d
9-18-17
It's not fair for me to be treated differently just because I'm white.
Okay.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-18-17 7:20am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Order Up by four_legged_tripod
9-19-17
I'd like a pizz-- uh... Are you Matt Damon?
Yep. What can I get you?
I wanted a supreme pizza but noticed that you offer a "white supreme" pizza. I'm assuming it's made with alfrado sauce and chicken.
Nope. It's the same pizza. We just take Kevin off the line and force Javier to make it by himself but only pay him half his normal wage while he does.
Douche.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

9-19-17 4:12pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I'm going to give it until Monday, then I'll burn the cross on this CC.

9-22-17 10:31am (new)
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Makin_d_bacon
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I'm entering this comic that is the creation of someone else only because I find it so meaningful due to recent events.

Green by not_Scyess
7-01-10
That skirt looks like it's made of recycled fabrics.
It is. Green is the new black.
HEY, NIGGER! GET OFF MY LAWN!

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Hey...it was funny to ME!

9-26-17 7:20am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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White Guys by four_legged_tripod
9-23-13
So who did you vote for?
I OF COURSE VOTED FOR OBAMA! TWICE!
Why are you talking so loud? Oh! There's a black guy sitting at the table behind me isn't there?
Yep.
We should move tables.
Totally!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

9-26-17 3:22pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Okay, time for judging...  Not your characters, but your comics, you racist *******s!

Ha, ha.  Just kidding.  You're all not racist.  Mostly.

Anyhoo, thank you for all the funny comics, but I am going with the FNG, Moturd, simply for the phrace, "patriotic Caucasian". 

Which made me laugh. 

A lot. 

Congratulations, newbie!  Take it away!!

9-26-17 9:34pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I have an objection to the winning comic, which I have voiced over in Fights Go Here since, well, that's what it's there for.

This is not an attempt to undermine the legitimacy of Moturd's victory.  I await his stewardship of CC676.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-17 8:37am (new)
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