Sorry, can't resist.  But in honor of certain real world events taking place right around now, this contest will have two simple rules.

1. At least one character is attempting to win the most awesome prize in the universe.


2. At least one panel must use the Red background.

For example:

CC 694: Beanvenidos!

If nobody else submits, this will win me the right to host CC 695. What's cool about 695 is that it was the year that Clovis IV, King of the Franks died. He was embalmed in mustard and relish.

by kaufman, 6-05-18

Judging maybe around the 17th.

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RCL no. 6228 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-05-18

Wow... Only three random comic layout clicks and we got a red background! This all happened so fast.. Does RCLG even have a comic concept loaded up? Nope! FUCK!! Who cares? I'm riding my pretend Harley! VROOOOOM!!! VROOOOOOOM!!! And, I'm balancing Phreaky's left tit on my head! TADA!!

Groovy! - White is the new white by edoggydog 6-05-18

How about this? Too "chinky"! And, this? Do I look like a savage to you? Will this work? I don't think I can paint another coat. Groovy!

CC: 694 "No Sympathy" by Makin_d_bacon 6-06-18

I have the fecal sample under the microscope now! I gotta see it to be sure! Well, was I telling the truth or not? Ok, you win. Both blood & sperm! You was ass raped alright! So Boo, friggin, Hoo!

They're Overrated Anyway by russman 6-06-18

I went for it. Possibly the greatest prize of all. What would that be in your world? Threesome with the two hottest girls at work. And what happened when you didn't win. Whatever the hell this is. Ah. The squirrel in hell dream again.

Out of this World by four_legged_tripod 6-07-18

What's with the giant French flag? When the aliens come I want to win the "Least Likely to Resist During an Invasion" award.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

It's-a Winner! by four_legged_tripod 6-07-18

Fine, Phil! Geeze! For fuck's sake! You win the neighborhood cosplay award!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Next Week on Master Chef by four_legged_tripod 6-07-18

The flag's a nice touch, but your waffles still suck. Lay down your apron and get the fuck out!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Best Hair Competition by Neo11 6-10-18

Hey man, how can I help you? I’d like to enter your competition for best hair. That top hat for first place would look pretty good on this noggin You wouldn’t stand a chance. Your hair looks like a dead carcass from along the highway WRONG. I’ll have you know this is 100% authentic and it-oh shit, gotta run! Excuse me, did you see a guy in a suit come by here? That bastard is walking around with my dead friend on his head. I’ll gonna get him! Dude, I am so tripping balls right now

CC 694

Alexa, look up the nearest store for tampons.

by brycekain, 6-10-18

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Groovy! - brycekain's Alexa (the lost panels) by edoggydog 6-11-18

Alexa, look up the nearest store for tampons. Today, Amazon recalled more than ten million Alexas. Turns out the interactive modules were disclosing their users' deepest, darkest secrets to their friends and relatives. ...and after I found the nearest store for tampons, she then ordered a giant-sized box of condoms from Costco... I think she's fucking the football team and again! Groovy!

Time to declare a winner, since interest in this seems to be flagging.  Uh oh, I must have just subliminaled myself, because I'm giving the prize to four_legged_tripod.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Aww. I'm turning red.  Thanks for the nod.  I'll try and come up with a new contets in a day to two.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke