We've all heard about fake news and now you get to be in control of the news.  Create a comic with the world's worst news story or news cast.  That's it.  Have at it.  I'll keep to the normal "More Comic Competitions" standards and judge this sometime in the next year or two.

---
"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

WW:120 "Forever" by Makin_d_bacon 6-09-18

This just in.....President Trump has declared himself "President for... Don't tell me, Dan..."LIFE? Jane, you ignorant ****! Not "President For Life"! Rather "President For EVER"! Oh my god, Dan. That'll be very hard to swallow! Spoken like the sperm guzzling ***** that you are, Jane! I hope this qualifies as a "Me Too" moment!

WW 120 by brycekain 6-10-18

The meeting between Kim Jong Un and President Trump took an unexpected turn after John Bolton jumped on the table and jerked off in the North Korean leader's forehead. In response, Kim Jong Un has declared that he will be destroying Pearl Harbor and claims that he will make the Japanese look like weaklings compared to what he intends to do. And in other news, talks have begun over the movie rights to Pearl Harbor 2.

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.

WW120: The Worst News Presenter Ever by ZMannZilla 5-30-19

Our main story tonight is about the local county fair! We'll go over how much fun you'll have going on all the rides and, uh, whatever else happens at county fairs. After that we'll take an in-depth look at belly button lint. Is it toxic? Our experts say no. But you'll need to watch our entire 12-minute expose to hear all the chilling details. And stick around for part 6 of our 28-part series on the history of drying paint. All that and more, coming up in the next half hour! Oh, and Russia launched nukes about an hour ago, just FYI.

---
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

So, it looks like it's about time to judge this contest.  I really want to award this win to d_bacon but since he "no longer exists" I'm not sure how that would work.  You know what, though, I'm gonna do it anyway! The winner is d-bacon.  Figure it out.

---
"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke