So with Father's Day just behind us, and my love for puns, this contest will be all about dad jokes.  Make a comic using a dad joke, having a dad tell a joke, or how a dad joke can go bad.  Whatever direction you want to take it, go with it. 

What do you call cheese that is not your's? 

Stolen.

That's right, be cheesy.

It's okay.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 6234 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-18-18

Hey, dad... What do you call a black man flying an airplane? I don't know... A pilot, you fucking racist! I ain't no racist... I voted for the nagger for president! The fact that you call Obama the N-word proves you're a racist! I was talking about Hillary Clinston, you stupid cunt!

RCL no. 6235 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-19-18

Okay, Phreaky... I dressed up like a football player for your sex fantasy. Now, I have a request for you. What's that? You call me "daddy" while I'm fucking you! I can't do that... My three hundred pound father died from a heart attack while having sex. That event really traumatized me! I know that losing a parent can be devastating... I guess I don't really know how you could have been traumatized by his death. Because, it was two hours before the paramedics showed up and lifted my father's dead carcass off of me!

Baby Training by Neo11 6-19-18

OK soon-to-be fathers, so far we've covered the best way to hold your newborn and also how to properly feed them Now, the number three thing we will discuss is the most sanitary way to clean up feces and change a diaper Shouldn't that have been the number two thing? Hahahahahahaha! What? Poop joke

Groovy! - Big Mac Daddy with Extra Cheese by edoggydog 6-19-18

Okay, Phreaky... I dressed up like a French beatnik to fulfill your sexual fantasy. Groovy! Now, to fulfill my fantasy, I want you to call me "daddy" during sex! I can't do that... There's only one person I call daddy during sex. Who? My dad. Duh-uh!

CC: 695 "The Anniversary" by Makin_d_bacon 6-20-18

It's your parent's 20th Anniversary! Are you happy for us, sweetie? I guess, daddy. What were you thinking when mom first got naked for you back then? That I wanted to screw her brains out and suck her boobies dry! OMG, daddy! If she acts that exact same way for you tonight, what'll you be thinking? Let's find out what he thinks! Somethin on yer mind, you drunken ass-hole? I'm thinkin "I did a damned good job of it! DAMN good!"

Fills the Second Panel? by kaufman 6-21-18

Let me tell you, son, your mama so fat, she ... Damn.

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CC 695 by brycekain 6-21-18

Daddy, they're making up horrible accusations and stories about us having sex! And the jokes... OMG! What is wrong with these people? Honey, they're just disgusting people that can't get past their own lack of moral compass. So who said it? CNN? MSNBC? Fox News? Strip Creator.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 6237 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-22-18

My life SUCKS!!! My wife hates me!!! My kids hate me!!!! And, my job SUCKS!!!!! I might as well just kill myself because NOBODY LOVES ME!!! GOOD BYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!! Hey, dad... Can you close the front door before you kill yourself? You're letting all the cold air out. Thanks.

RCL no. 6238 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-22-18

Daddy! Stop calling me that! But, you are my daddy! I know. So, why don't you want me to call you daddy? Because, we just got arrested for having sex together!

RCL no. 6244 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-23-18

Okay, Phreaky... I dressed up like the Tin Man and brought you out here to this deserted highway to fulfill your sexual fantasy. Thank you. Now, I just need you to do one thing to fulfill mine. I'm not going to call you daddy during sex! No. no, no... I want you to dress up like the Scarecrow when we're done so people back in town will think I fucked your brains out! That already happened to me long ago!

Daddy's coming home to judge this thing on Friday.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it's apparent.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Well, as the tree said "It's time to leaf this one alone."

There were a lot of daddy issues here but I was looking for the immature dad jokes. So with that, I give this contest to Neo11 for:

Baby Training by Neo11 6-19-18

OK soon-to-be fathers, so far we've covered the best way to hold your newborn and also how to properly feed them Now, the number three thing we will discuss is the most sanitary way to clean up feces and change a diaper Shouldn't that have been the number two thing? Hahahahahahaha! What? Poop joke

poop

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Thanks for the win FLT, seems like when all else fails I end up choosing toilet humor. I'll try to have a new topic up soon.