Currently, the only story in the sports world seems to be which team Lebron James will choose to play for next. Even though very few have a chance to land him, I'd imagine even the worst teams are throwing out their awful pitch to him. The only guidline for this competition is to have one character trying to convince another of something ridiculous, whether it be to do, buy, or believe it.

New comics only and judging will take place in a little over a week or so depending on the number of entries so try your best to convince me you can win it all.

RCL no. 6262 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-30-18

C'mon, Phreaky... Let me do you in the ass! Yes? You'll let me do you in the ass? Fan-TASTIC!! I guess while I'm pretending all this, why don't you go make me a ham sandwich, bitch!

RCL no. 6265 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-30-18

I KNOW IT SEEMS CRAZY THAT I WOULD LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE... AAAAAAAAAA!!! ...BUT THE AGONIZING PAIN MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'll pass.

There are people who believe this... by HCRoyall 7-02-18

So you see, Hillary and Obama conspired with Russia to get Trump elected! It was an elaborate plot to get Trump elected and then impeached to embarrass Republicans! Get off my property before I call the police. Fair enough.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - The Irony of Convincing by edoggydog 7-02-18

I thinks it's ironic that a comic contest about convincing people to do things they don't want to is having a hard time convincing people to participate! Groovy! Wanna hear the REAL reason why people voted for Trump? *SLAM*

CC:696 "Who's the Boss?" by Makin_d_bacon 7-03-18

No...really! "I" am God. You're NOT! It's obvious that you're delusional, old timer! OLD TIMER? You have the balls to call ME an old...? Yo Jesus! Get this crank outta here or you're FIRED!! Vamanos, Gringo! VAMANOS!!!!! He's definitely a "Hay-Zues". Not a Jesus!

Porkman & Finchy Will Never Get To Look At A Real-Life Boob by ZMannZilla 7-07-18

Holy Cursewords Porkman! Phreaky's chestacular funbags give me an idea for a comic! Spoiler alert: the punchline is "boobies"! Perhaps the Finchy could instead tell jokey-thing about the Phreaky's lack of visible hands? Pfffft? What? No. NO! You gay or something? There's only two jokes you can tell about Phreaky, and both of them rhyme with "Tig Ol' Bitties"! OH FOR FUCKS SAKE that two jokes been made ten strips a day for over a decade! Be more creative! AND SO FINCHY GOT MORE CREATIVE Holy Cursewords Phreaky... you should let me touch and lick your sweater kittens... IN SPAAAAAACE! Shut up and help me find my hands.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Eddie the Eco-Pirate vs. the Strawman by kaufman 7-07-18

Captain, I spy a ship over there that may be ripe for capture. What would you like to do? We board the ship, take it over, and to let them know we ain't kidding, we make one of them walk the plank. They can draw straws to see who goes. Draw straws? With all due respect, captain, you can't do that! I can't? Arrrrrrr! And just why, pray tell, CAN'T I make them draw straws? 'Cause the straws are made of durable plastic compounds that don't degrade, so they'll just sit at the bottom of the sea killing off all the fishes and things. Hello, McFly, anybody home? I'm sending some fat rich dude to Davy Jones' Locker, and you're worried about a couple of drinking straws?

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Real Life: Geekity, Geekity, Goo by four_legged_tripod 7-10-18

Pleeeeeeeease? No! Just touch it. I said no! Just hold the tip then. I promise to do the dishes for a month. Fine! I'll take the ticket and go to Comic Con with you! Why can't you be a normal guy and beg for anal?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Last call for entries, judging will take place at some point within the next couple of days

The time has come to declare a winner. There were some good entries but I am convinced that RCLG is the winner with the entry of random comic #6265. Congrats, the next competition is yours.

Thanks, Leo!

New CC will be up toot sweet...