Hopefully, Brad will fix the problem in this forum and this contest will go as planned. 

 

Here is that plan.........As we all know, poor Chen gets his ass thoroughly kicked on a regular basis here.

 

Your job is to make a comic that thwarts his next, inevitable, ass thrashing.  In other words...

 

YOU are Chen's new BODYGUARD!  Entries should:

 

1) Create Chen's problem & name his foe

 

2) Bring him to the edge of disaster

 

3) Rescue him, in the most humorous way you can!

 

Be FUNNY!  "EVERYTHING" is on the table! 

 

Don't hold back!

 

I will not pick a winner until Brad fixes this forum and at least 5 different people have entered. 

 

If this forum is NOT repaired by Thanksgiving Day contest will be voided.

 

 

 

 

Fah Rah Rah Rah Rah, Rah Rah Rah Rah by four_legged_tripod 11-08-18

This is it Chen! You are about to get your ass kicked for not being able to properly sing "Deck the Halls"! Shit! I hope there is some sort of distraction to save the kicking of my ass. http://www.time.com/5449074/ruth-bader-ginsburg-broken-ribs/ Jerry! Ruth Bader Ginsburg just broke her ribs! We better go and offer her our own ribs as quick as we can! Ah, thank God for Ruh Beta Ginbuhg! I heard that asshole!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

It's a Wonderful Laugh by four_legged_tripod 11-08-18

Am I in heaven? Am I dead? Yes and no, Chen. What then? I'm here to show you how your life could have turned out so much better if there had been one small change in your life. 35 years earlier Ah, what a cute boy. What's his name? John.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC706: Deus ex machina by evil_d 11-09-18

And another thing about your transvestite prostitute mother— Wuh-oh, better step in here. *poof* Wow, I thought that guy was going to beat me up for sure! Thanks for saving me, God! How'd you do it? Fatal heart attack. And I've got to say, I don't think you want to know what's happening to your corpse right now.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Brouhaha at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. by Namgubed 11-09-18

Meanwhile, at a press briefing ... ... why are you dividing America? ... why are you dividing America? ... why are you dividing America? Sit down and shut up, Jim Acosta, before I have Chen the intern take the mic from you! Don't worry, Chen, I'll get it! Wait, Lisa, he could be dangerous! I've been severely Acosted! Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Groovy! - Ha, ha... Chen ALWAYS gets his ass kicked! by edoggydog 11-10-18

Sure, I'll tell you how my wife ALMOST didn't kick my ass... Groovy! I TOLD YOU TO STOP LOOKING AT THAT @%#$ STRIPCREATOR WEBSITE!!! PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!!!! Why don't you talk to my two unarmed bodyguards, bitch! Yeah, bitch! Yeah. Bitch!

CC 706: "A disturbance in the force" by atomiclunch 11-12-18

One day, while perusing Stripcreator with fake root privileges... Hey Chen, do these pants make my butt look big? Uh oh, this won't end well! Better make a quick call! "Aww, that's so sweet! Are you feeling okay?" Hello Mr. Chen! If you'd like to be entered to win a trip for 1 to tahiti, just repeat the K-LUNCH phrase that pays: "No dear, you're absolutely perfect"! No dear, you're absolutely perfect! Seems like it's been quiet here this week. _________________ So, wanna go have sex in Radiology? _________________ Can I play with your thermometer? Sure has, something's missing. _______________ Sounds like fun. _________________ Keep dreaming, bucko!

OK people, we now have 5 different

entrants.   I'll let this go a bit longer

to see if it can attract any stagglers.

Hey people.....I'm tired of waiting! 

Sadly, a VERY modest turnout.

Vote will be tomorrow...if I remember!

Here we go, people!  Time for "WINNER, WINNER!  CHICKEN DINNER"! 

I award the prize for CC:706 to.......

evil_d..... for "deus ex machina"

The ball is in your court, sir!

Congrats

Why thank you.

Will try to get the next contest up and running by tonight.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!