..cat!

I recently put down my18 year-old cat (he was the one who inspired my "Stupid Fucking Cat" comics).  So, in his honor, this contest is all about cats!  YAY!

Make a comic about cats OR a comic with cats as characters OR a comic talking about pussy.  You can do an homage to Garfield or other comic strips involving cats.  Just need to involve cats (or pussies).

Rules:

1. no old comics


2. anyone making a comment how this may be like a previous comic contest is instantly DQ'd!

BONUS POINTS if you can work in the phrase, "...that's when I pounded this shit out of her pussy!" or a variation of it.

Have fun with it.  I will judge when I deem it's time to put it down.

Good luck!

In the Pink by JoeBlough 6-16-19

Would ya just look at THIS lil perv! Man, I'm horny as a hoot owl! Where IS my foxy kitty? My pecker is gettin' harder than Chinese Math! Whew! We're safe! Here comes Romeo's, Juliet now! I'm supposed to screw YOU? Fuck THAT, you twerp! Oooh! A "Furry" with an attitude. I'm gonna plow dat pussy like it ain't never been plowed before!

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The Mfwic

Cat Safe Spaces I by AngryAmerican 6-16-19

Hey pal, dis part of the yard is fer cats only. Now scram, ya mug. Yeah dat's right, dis is our part of the yard. Youse better beat it, Sally. But I self identify as a cat. The continued anthropomorphication of domesticated animal species is getting out of hand. Is dis fuckin mook loopy or what?

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Kill Whitey.

Part two. I may publish a Part 3, but only if my special effects budget can cover a trilogy.

Cat Safe Spaces II by AngryAmerican 6-21-19

Whoa, whoa, whoa, dere Mr. I'mma Cat. I don't expect a dumbfuck dog like youse to understand dis, but no matter what ya tink, you're a dog. Yeah, shit-breath. Youse a doggy, see? Ain't no kittiness abouts you no-ways, ya git. Seriously, I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body. I groom myself 4 hours a day, sleep another 15 and climb all over my human the other 5, disruptig its sleep pattern. Between youse and mes, dat sounds pretty felink if youse knows what I means. Ayyyhhhh...I don't know, Mittens. I's can't get past dem dangly-ass balls, all akimbo and shit. Like, youse knows..wear a tie or sumfin. for fucksakes.

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Kill Whitey.

Pets Make the Worst Pokemon by four_legged_tripod 6-21-19

Tabby Cat! I choose you! Alley Cat! I choose you! rawr? *hack* *hack* *hack*

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 718: When the pussy so good... by atomiclunch 6-22-19

"You ready, sweetie? I just KNOW you want it." I do! I want it sooo bad! ...and that's when I pounded the shit out of her pussy. So, a bit of miscommunication, eh? I suppose so. But I made Buttercup my bitch, I'll tell you what. Was this before or after you, as you said, "busted a nut", sir?

CC 718 Playing Cat and Mouse by Porternotes 6-24-19

Hey Cat, I'm tired of taking your bullshit. What are you gonna do about it, Pipsqueak? I've been working out, bulking up. Eating "Grow-tein" I'm comin' for dat ass! Oh goodness! That's when he pounded the shit outta my pussy. No wonder you look like the cat that got the cream.

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https://www.porternotes.com

What constitutes old?  Three years is just an eyeblink in the grand scheme of things, isn't it?

Garfield by kaufman 6-07-16

Woem. Woem. Why are you talking backwards, Garfield? Go hang a salami.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It took a few days, but participation has picked up.  Keep 'em coming!I

I'll judge this at the end of the month.

RCL no. 6802 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-26-19

Meanwhile, back to the future... Doc. Marty. Why are you fucking my cat, Doc? I want to see if pounding a pussy's pussy would affect the Space-Time Continuum. Marty.

Okay, time to pick the winner!  But, before I do, I need to clarify something with kaufman:  a comic that is three years or less old could be considered not old.  However, the comic you posted was three years and eighteen days old at time of posting.  Too bad.  It probably would have one.

So...  After much contemplation, and a shitload of coin-flipping, the winner is JoeBloghJob!  I found that "harder than Chinese math" phrase hilarious, for some reason.

Good job JBJ!  take it away!

JoeBlough is currently in the ICU suffering from the

shock of this win!  He has asked us, his proteges, to

express his thanks for the win.  That being said he vows,

even in his weakened state, to work diligently to create

the next CC.  We thank you all for your attention.

ragu4u, Makin_d_bacon & Deb (the non-institutionalized members of "JoeBlough LLC"

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The Mfwic