Well gang, here's a contest relating to the Novel Carona Virus, that's sure to get laughs!  CC-730 will be seeking the answer to this question. 

"What do we do with all the dead bodies?"  Do we, as the air traffic controller said in (Die Hard 2), "Stack em', pack em', and rack em'?" OR Do we put em' on a spit and "burn em', while we turn em' and churn em'?"  OR something in between? 

You get to make the call!  Be creative in your means of destruction.  Extra credit will be given for "Green" solutions. 

Judging will be held when I see fit.  Hopefully, we all won't be dead before someone enters a funny comic, but we all know the possibilities of THAT!  OK strippers, gimme what ya got!

(I do love saying that.)

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The Mfwic

What Will We Do With all the Bodies?

You dumbasses...there's no bodies....there's just the normal empty shelves in here...this whole thing is one big fat NO SHOW!

by DBoba, 4-18-20

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Alexander Hamilton

I should be ashamed.

CC: 730 "Mein Kampfire" by atomiclunch 4-19-20

I've made a deal to dispose of the covid stiffs. Germany has offered to retask one of their facilities to handle the processing! That's good news, sir. Which facility is it? a beautiful facility, perfect! It's called, uh... um Der fuhrer wants to know how the production numbers are doing. Jawohl! Ve are searing and clearing 200 leichen a day! Oh yeah, Butchenwald! What, er, do you, do, with the ashes, anyway? Herbal tea, mostly, the matzohs weren't a big seller.

This is NOT an entry, but rather meant to "prime the pump" so to speak!

Air Pollution by JoeBlough 4-20-20

Seen Over a New York City Restaurant You guys still wrap your silverware in napkins, right? Yeah! One bundle to a patron! Why? Well why store 100's of them on your roof? Oh those? Those aren't silverware bundles. They're corpses! Thus all the vultures circling overhead! The policy does have its drawbacks.

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The Mfwic

This is NOT an entry, but rather meant to "prime the pump" so to speak!

Air Pollution by JoeBlough 4-20-20

Seen Over a New York City Restaurant You guys still wrap your silverware in napkins, right? Yeah! One bundle to a patron! Why? Well why store 100's of them on your roof? Oh those? Those aren't silverware bundles. They're corpses! Thus all the vultures circling overhead! The policy does have its drawbacks.

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The Mfwic

The Sound of Soylents by Namgubed 4-24-20

Meanwhile, in the heart of NYC... Mayor DiBlasio! The refrigerator trucks with all the corpses are running out of Freon! Quick, take about a thousand ventilators and keep 'em cool! Mr. Mayor, all the take-out pizza joints are out of Italian sausage! Quick, set up a wet market in China town! Sure enough ... IT'S PEOPLE PIZZA, PEOPLE !!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

You can't make this shit up.

Not enough chlorine in the gene pool by kaufman 4-24-20

Hey everyone, I've got an idea. Inject yourself with bleach. It will protect you from the covfefid-19 virus. Oh no, Uncle Ernie has died of the coronavirus. What will I do with him? Just drop him in the washing machine, and your clothes will come out whiter than white. Gee, thanks, Mr. President!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Groovy - NOT! by edoggydog 4-24-20

Meanwhile, back at the morgue... Looks like we've flatten curve like Ellen Degeneres' chest! Groovy! Speaking of COVID-19... Did you bury the detached arm from that infected lepper with the rest of his body like I told you? Of course... "...NOT!"

RCL no. 7132 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-25-20

I'm sorry I had to kill your dog, ma'am, but he was infected with COVID-19... You shot Old Yeller?? No, I sawed him in half... He yelped like a little bitch the whole time! Wouldn't have been more humane if you had shot him? Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

YOU SAWED OLD YELLER IN HALF????

Now ya done gone and PISSED ME OFF!

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The Mfwic

Six entries so far!  Not bad. 

Looking to get 10, so...we wait!

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The Mfwic

Yay!

Turn the AC down by RCCOLAMAN 5-07-20

In a packed hospital boardroom a citizens taskforce is formed to address the crisis Alright everyone, I brought you all here to address a "grave" concern Hey Doc, what happened to all the stiffs? Can you focus, Angie? The only stiff you need to take care of is under these scrubs Hey you! I need IDEAS not glassy eyed stares! Is this your first task force?

Wow!  The return of the RCCOLAMAN after being AWOL for  9 years!  Welcome back, dude!

Judging will take place on Mudder's Day! Tick-Tock, Strippers!

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The Mfwic

Well...it's "Pick a Winner" time!

All the entries were good but

a couple had to be eliminated! 

One made mention of Ellen the

Degenerate (whom I hate).  And

the other defiled "Old Yeller". (I'll

tolerate none of THAT.)  Therefore,

I'm giving the win to the guy who

took a hilarious point in History and

made it even funnier!  Congrats to

atomiclunch for "Mein Kampfire"!

The gauntlet is now passed to YOU!

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The Mfwic

I'm absolutely dizzy with the heady sensation of winning yet still feeling dirty! Thank you Mr. Blough_d_bacon4u. I'd also like to thank the academy, RCLG for no apparent reason, and Hitler. Yes, I suppose this is one of those rare occasions when he can be thanked.

I shall git right on it with a new contest!