Continuing the never-ending theme during the never-ending lockdown due to the never-ending pandemic, let's see how it's affecting the regular people, the essential workers that wade, daily, into the shallow end of the gene pool to keep us fed, clothed and in building supplies.

Show me what people are doing and how they're coping and dammit, make it funny!

E-Chen-tial personnel. by atomiclunch 5-10-20

Chen! The carpool is here! Aren't you ready yet? I thought you were just working s- Coming! Coming! -keleton crew... Yeah, I'm outta here. Have a good day, bone-boy. Yes, skeleton crew. Boy! Gitcho ass movin'! We ain't got all day! Ha! Can't bruise a skeleton, can ya dear?!

Or make it like this!

Oh, and if your entry in any way injures, mains or otherwise defiles old yeller, well that'll just get you some bonus points.

Yeller & I will ignore the "bonus points"!

Making "Do" by JoeBlough 5-11-20

You're doing it wrong, AGAIN, god damnit! Mom, you SUCK at this "Home Schooling" thing! Fine! Daddy will take over if he recovers from this Covid-19 virus. Good! At least he knows how to do this stuff! Daddy DID recovered before his release Thata boy! Always make the ransom notes out of pasted letters from magazines. It's nice to have ya home to teach me one of your trades, pa. Mom couldn't teach SHIT!

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Groovy! - U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi... by edoggydog 5-17-20

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass like Old Yeller getting shot in the face with a 12-gauge... Groovy! You want want me to wear a mask during sex? Yes. You mean, like a N-95? No. Like s Gal Gadot.

Antisocial Distancing by kaufman 5-19-20

We are the essential workers risking our health to keep you alive during this COVID-19 outbreak. We are the hospital workers, grocery store workers, drivers, restaurant workers, public safety officers, everyone needed to keep society working. Unfortunately, there just isn't enough PPE to protect us. They can't give us a bunch of N-95 masks. It really sucks, doesn't it? We do this critical work, and there is no equipment to keep us safe. So instead, we've been wearing these masks, and it turns out they're even more effective. Because who in their right mind would want to get within six feet of any of us?

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Joe Knows by four_legged_tripod 5-20-20

Hey! You're a ninja! No. I'm not a ninja. You're wearing a face mask indoors. You must be a store employee! Nope. I don't work here. You're wearing a face mask indoors. You're not a ninja or a store employee, so that means you must be... A Biden supporter.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Clean Up in Aisle Seven by four_legged_tripod 5-20-20

Hey Rags, we are having spaghetti tonight and ironically enough we have no Ragu for you. It can't be my turn to go to the store. Besides, we have no face masks and Deb won't make any. Trump said you could use anything to cover your mouth. I'll see what I can find. You think these bed sheets will work? Oh the guys at Kroger are gonna have a heyday with this!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Maybe, Biden can blame it on the Corona Virus! by edoggydog 5-23-20

If, you don't know who to vote for, you ain't black! If, you weren't imprisoned in the 90's because of my crime bill for some bullshit crack possesion offense, you ain't black! If, you don't play basketball, you ain't black! If, you father children with only one woman and you stick around to help raise them, you ain't black! If, you quietly watch a movie in a public theater, you ain't black! If, you haven't had Optima Tax Relief® fix your IRS problems, you ain't black!

Groovy! - This racist comic was brought to you by Joe Biden by edoggydog 5-23-20

...and then I says to the bitch, "Yeah, I am an ass! Hellooooooo??" Groovy! Anyhoo, I was watching a commercial and there was a black guy saying he owed the IRS a lot of money, but Optima Tax Relief® was able to fix his problem... I don't believe it! That Optima Tax Relief® can solve people's tax problems? No, that a black guy could make enough money to have tax problems!

RCL no. 7137 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-23-20

Wow... Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! My six-feet social-distancing electro-shock force-field really works! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Feel the burn, bitch! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

Groovy! - COVID-19 is killing everyone's livelihood! by edoggydog 5-23-20

*ACHOO* AAAAAAAAAA!!!

What if COVID 19 was Called Jake by four_legged_tripod 5-20-20

Why are you buying all the toilet paper? Jake's gonna force me to stay in my house. Why are you wearing a face mask in the office? I heard Jake was contagious. Why are all the old people dying? Jake killed them.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Right. Time to put this one to rest, I think. Some great entries here but my favorite was this gem by edoggyCLG. Shoehorned some Yeller abuse in there with bonus Gal Gadot!

Groovy! - U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi... by edoggydog 5-17-20

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass like Old Yeller getting shot in the face with a 12-gauge... Groovy! You want want me to wear a mask during sex? Yes. You mean, like a N-95? No. Like s Gal Gadot.

Thanks for entering, everyone! Now, take it away e-man!

That's e-DOG, a-lunch!  Thank you for choosing me!  YAYYYYY!

I'll have a new CC up shortly!

Watching Korean Baseball on ESPN by kaufman 6-28-20

Kim pitches to Lee ... It's a hard grounder to the right side -- through for a base hit. The ball takes a crazy bounce and lands inside the right fielder's jersey. He can't get it out! Lee's gunning for third and heading for home. Here's the throw ... SAFE! I don't believe what I just saw! An Inside-the-Park Home Run!

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