Hey all,

This is just a note saying I'm not gonna be around much for awhile. I'll be back in a couple of months when I have a decent isp that doesn't piss me off to high hell.

So, stick around. No one leave. If you do, I'll have to stoop to setting up a bizarro forum, which has yirthling, Big Evil Don, evil_f, Bran, et al.

Just thought I'd let you know cause I'd be pissed if one of you left for months without an explanation.

Take it easy and have a good holiday,

- Obi

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*waves sadly*

Bye bye Obi. :(

Don't be gone too long.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Damn! Come back soon....

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

*Puts a lay around his neck.* "Be nice to her."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Don't worry. I'm just putting the finishing touches on OjiBo.

But you'd still better hurry back.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

OK, what kind of aerospace engineer can't figure out how to get decent Internet access?! Come on, man. Put that slide rule to good use!

Ah, sorry about that. I'll miss ya. Just be sure to come back, you Reagan-felching bastard...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

YEEEEESSSSSSSS, another conservative rides off into the sunset! Just as I planned! Soon, we shall be rid of the dissenters, and all forum users shall be tolerant and liberal exactly like ME.

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What others say about boorite!

Ah, Obi... and I hardly knew 'ye. Take care, and hope you get some better service soon.

Speaking of service, I have the urge to write a Maura comic...

Comic Contest 61 - Where's Obi? by evil_d 9-12-01

Whooo-eee! I just got here, but I'm already rarin' to get in the saddle! How long's the line? A few weeks, but it's worth it. This is my sixth time, and the more experienced I get, the faster I can go. This'll be my first ride. It's a coming-of-age ritual in every young boy's life! Some people say the anticipation is the best part, but I say it's nothing compared to the climax. Umm... this is the DMV, right? We're all in line for driver's licenses? You need to lay off the sauce, pal. This is the line for Gabe's mom.

Couldn't get enough the first time, eh Obi?

I wish I could recommend a good ISP, but the more experience I get with them, the more convinced I become that there's no such thing.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 61: ObiJo, Conqueror of World and Stage by wirthling 9-10-01

Well, let's see... I've scaled Mount Everest, hiked from Argentina to Alaska, slept with Fidel Castro, and now I just posted my 300th comic at stripcreator... What's next on my to-do list? Presenting Bette Midler and the Harlettes... o/' Mister Sandman, bring me a dream! o/' o/' bum bummm o/' ...and ObiJo! o/' bummm o/' o/' BUMMM o/'

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Goodbye Obi!

That's all I have to say really, but I think it's enough!

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Dad was flammable

Yeah, seeya Obi. Cheers for that comic contest win.

Come back soon Obi. Clearly Gabes mom will be lonely without you.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Gabe's mother is never lonely.

She's never short of petty cash, either.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Aw, man.

:- (

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Obi-Joe Kenobi, This will be a day long in rememberance. It has seen the end of Obi, it will soon see the end of stripcreator.

See ya later Obi. Hope it's not too long of an absence. Have a great holiday and all that jazz.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties