I feel that all that I know about the world has been turned upside down. Left is Right. Right is Wrong. Spankling is Wirthling.

I come home after a long day of work and head directly to the kitchen for a cold one. I can hear music coming from the bedroom. As I listen closer I hear movement, then grunting and squeals. I think: WTF? So fearing the worse I creep toward the bedroom door and slowly peer around the corner. Looking in I see her.... she is...

DARE I SAY IT!!!

She was playing the air guitar!!! She in the middle of the room getting into a guitar solo from a Dave Matthew's song. I must have made a noise or something because she suddenly looks up and notices me. She got bright red and scampered off into the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she avoided looking me in the eyes. I avoided eye contact as well fearing I would break out laughing.

I'm mature enough to realize that women do all the same things men do (just with more style). But it's still a shock seeing them perform certain actions.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

oh man...if that shocked you..wait until you catch her sitting on the sofa, throwing back a frosty cold beer, watching football, wearing just your underwear, and farting.

Oh wait...I think that was something Gabe submitted to the Penthouse forum.

*runs*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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I feel that all that I know about the world has been turned upside down. Left is Right. Right is Wrong. Spankling is Wirthling.

I come home after a long day of work and head directly to the kitchen for a cold one. I can hear music coming from the bedroom. As I listen closer I hear movement, then grunting and squeals. I think: WTF? So fearing the worse I creep toward the bedroom door and slowly peer around the corner. Looking in I see her.... she is...

DARE I SAY IT!!!

She was playing the air guitar!!! She in the middle of the room getting into a guitar solo from a Dave Matthew's song. I must have made a noise or something because she suddenly looks up and notices me. She got bright red and scampered off into the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she avoided looking me in the eyes. I avoided eye contact as well fearing I would break out laughing.

I'm mature enough to realize that women do all the same things men do (just with more style). But it's still a shock seeing them perform certain actions.

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oh man...if that shocked you..wait until you catch her sitting on the sofa, throwing back a frosty cold beer, watching football, wearing just your underwear, and farting.

Oh wait...I think that was something Gabe submitted to the Penthouse forum.

*runs*

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oh man...if that shocked you..wait until you catch her sitting on the sofa, throwing back a frosty cold beer, watching football, wearing just your underwear, and farting.

Oh wait...I think that was something Gabe submitted to the Penthouse forum.

*runs*

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great fascials

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Everytime gabe posts I start humming the theme song to "Welcome Back Kotter" this has got to stop!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.