NO KATSUP!!!

[Click to view comic: 'for the love of the goodburger']
[Click to view comic: 'the cycle of tastytreats']
[Click to view comic: 'soggy goodburger squirl-effect']

FEAR THE CANADIANMAFIA-BURGER!!!

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juicy like you want it

Ummm. Those were... different. Not funny, but definitely different.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think someone is trying to make the next Rotor Turbines/Gravitons line...

DIFFERENT IS THE FUNGREASE OF THE GOODBURGER!!!

[Click to view comic: 'kant fade the goodburger!!!']

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juicy like you want it

WavyG, I presume.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

THERE IS NO WAVY-G IN THIS FUNGREASY SPECIAL-SAUCE!!!

[Click to view comic: 'this is how we getcha!']

HANKER FOR A HUNK OF, A SLAB, OR SLICE, OR, CHUNK OF, HANKER FOR A GOODBURGER OF SLEEZE!!!

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juicy like you want it

I'm thinking this is the kind of thing that makes much more sense after smoking a lot of weed...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

GOODBURGER Inc. would like to state for the record, that GOODBURGER, and all affiliated associates implicated, are in complete accord with the endorsement of the smoking of the good " marijuana cigarettes ", or depth-charge bonghits!!! however, we do not condone the use of psychotropic drugs, or uptake inhibitors...

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juicy like you want it

Oh dear. The imbecilic Stoveroamer is clearly several burgers short of a barbecue.

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Anne Robinson- I AM SHE!

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looke i can maek comixs to!

thanks y'all, I guess I'm not so good at stuff...I'll watch you guys battle each-other, and learn how to enjoy being creative...that should be fun...

[Click to view comic: 'the manufacture of treacle']

again, thanks...
-whatever food product seemed like it might be funny...

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juicy like you want it

So heres to you, Mrs.Robinson...

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Even Fuck made more sense that this.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This guy needs to have a meeting with either Tobor or LadyJ. I'm not bitchy enough for this guy.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

I once had a meeting with ladyj, and she told me to scratch DexX behind his ears...then I found out DexX doesn't like me. The powers of bitchcraft.

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The thing is, men can't practice the fine art of bitchcraft. I dream of one day perfecting the art.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

and here i was, thinking my comic was terrible. thanks, goodburger!

(Note - None of this should be taken seriously, I haven't slept for a few days.)

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DAEMON: it was like a schizophrenic word salad, only all profanity.

You can always be a boorlock.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You can always be a boorlock.

Ive always stood by the opinion she has a pair of boorlocks anyway.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Whatever...

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