NO KATSUP!!!

for the love of the goodburger by StoveRoamer 12-11-01

This burger SUCKS! esshhhhh,click,click... hi!, do you have the good burger? BOING! hehe... hey! maybe the good elfburger! love is.... I SO RULE! love is NOT shapeshifting burger bearers,

the cycle of tastytreats by StoveRoamer 12-11-01

I = sneeking up on badrabbit where is my ear? BOO! I DEMAND FLAVOR COUNTRY! damn, i'm out of goodburgers! hey, should i go pick up some more goodburgers? sure, an' get some smokeytreats, too, 'aight?

soggy goodburger squirl-effect by StoveRoamer 12-11-01

AAAAARRGGGHHHHHHH!!! hey, whats the dilly, yo? you wouldn't understand... is it the soggy-factor? YES!, the soggy-factor turns goodburgers into tyler-transmogrefiers!!! MAAAANN...and I slurped 400 goodburgers for breakfast...

FEAR THE CANADIANMAFIA-BURGER!!!

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juicy like you want it

Ummm. Those were... different. Not funny, but definitely different.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think someone is trying to make the next Rotor Turbines/Gravitons line...

DIFFERENT IS THE FUNGREASE OF THE GOODBURGER!!!

kant fade the goodburger!!! by StoveRoamer 12-11-01

sometimes I feel like the goodburger might really be the badburger but, you're wrong. what the hell does that mean? if there was no goodburger, there could be no bad burger... mmm...steamy goodburger.... and if there was no dialecticburger, there couln't be special sauce...must make special sauce!!!...

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juicy like you want it

WavyG, I presume.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

THERE IS NO WAVY-G IN THIS FUNGREASY SPECIAL-SAUCE!!!

this is how we getcha! by StoveRoamer 12-11-01

YOU MUST NEED TO WANT!!!! subtle... THERE ARE GOODBURGERS FOR YOUR HEAD!!! wow, thats steep...I feel special and hungry... YOU MUST NEED TO WANT!!!! what did i do? i still need to want goodburgers...

HANKER FOR A HUNK OF, A SLAB, OR SLICE, OR, CHUNK OF, HANKER FOR A GOODBURGER OF SLEEZE!!!

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juicy like you want it

I'm thinking this is the kind of thing that makes much more sense after smoking a lot of weed...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

GOODBURGER Inc. would like to state for the record, that GOODBURGER, and all affiliated associates implicated, are in complete accord with the endorsement of the smoking of the good " marijuana cigarettes ", or depth-charge bonghits!!! however, we do not condone the use of psychotropic drugs, or uptake inhibitors...

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juicy like you want it

Oh dear. The imbecilic Stoveroamer is clearly several burgers short of a barbecue.

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Anne Robinson- I AM SHE!

looke i can maek comixs to!

thanks y'all, I guess I'm not so good at stuff...I'll watch you guys battle each-other, and learn how to enjoy being creative...that should be fun...

the manufacture of treacle by StoveRoamer 12-11-01

i'm very glad that I managed to give you such a clear, and concise idea of how vapid and spent I am.... shut up... I feel very foolish, as I should, for being interested in this website. why's that, GOODBURGER? 'cause I wrongly thought that there was an unbiased exchange of bizarre, disjointed ideas here , without the AOL-esque bullshit... That's because yer a self deprocating jackass who has no ideas of his own..next time you should try something clever, then you could post original content, without feeling hurt by dumbassed critiques

again, thanks...
-whatever food product seemed like it might be funny...

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juicy like you want it

So heres to you, Mrs.Robinson...

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Even Fuck made more sense that this.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This guy needs to have a meeting with either Tobor or LadyJ. I'm not bitchy enough for this guy.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

I once had a meeting with ladyj, and she told me to scratch DexX behind his ears...then I found out DexX doesn't like me. The powers of bitchcraft.

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The thing is, men can't practice the fine art of bitchcraft. I dream of one day perfecting the art.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

and here i was, thinking my comic was terrible. thanks, goodburger!

(Note - None of this should be taken seriously, I haven't slept for a few days.)

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DAEMON: it was like a schizophrenic word salad, only all profanity.

You can always be a boorlock.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You can always be a boorlock.

Ive always stood by the opinion she has a pair of boorlocks anyway.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Whatever...

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