Here's my first attempt at a comic series. Hope its not too painful.

Red Robot's quest to end being typecast. by Jabizo 12-10-01

Listen up, people. I demand to be given some better dialog when I'm used in a strip. I'm sick of repeating the same line over and over. I can do so much more if you'll give me a chance. Why does everyone think I'm only good for one joke?! Hey cool, there's a five dollar bill someone dropped on the sidewalk. Must resist temptation...

Red Robot's quest to end being typecast. Part 2 by Jabizo 12-10-01

I can do this. I will hold out until someone offers me a more demanding role in a strip. Maybe I can still reclaim some of my dignity. No matter how many chances I get to be part of another overused robot sex joke, I will demand better roles. I can do better. Hey Cool! My mouth is like a giant orifice just waiting to be filled by something! Really, really must resist temptation...

Red Robot's quest to end being typecast. Part 3 by Jabizo 12-10-01

Red Robot, I've come to join you on your mission to end typecasting on stripcreator. I too am fed up with people making me say the same stupid line all the time. Really? You've been typecast too? Just look what you get when you use the search function to find the word "sucky". See, I'm in almost every one of those strips. Ha Ha!! This one by TheElPaso with you and Santa is hilarious! Hey! Stop laughing, don't you see how demeaning that is to have to say all the time. You're not helping our cause. Urp, oh sorry. *giggle* I stop for five dolla. *giggle*

Red Robot's quest to end typecasting. Part 4 by Jabizo 12-10-01

Why don't you go find all the characters that feel they have been typecast. Then we can put together own own strip to prove how versatile we all really are. While I'm gone you can find us a good script to work with. And while you're looking, could you see if there's a way for me to put my arm down? Now, who else around here is always stuck saying the same things? It looks like you are looking for characters who feel typecast. Like me, for example. How may I help? Get away from me you annoying blabbering paperclip. I'm this close to beating you to a pulp! It looks like you find me so annoying that you would like to see me permanently terminated. How may I help?

Red Robot's quest to end typecasting. Part 5 by Jabizo 12-11-01

For some reason, people always use me to represent the devil in their strips. I'm not evil. I'm just Stan the mechanic. What? You mean you're NOT Satan? Then what's with the pitchfork and those red horns growing out of your head? Well, I got this pitchfork as a memento from my father. He's a tomato farmer who got a little too friendly with the goats and I'm the result. No way! That's the lamest explaination... He ain't lyin'!! And by criminy, you don't want to see how his sister turned out.

[Click to view comic: 'Red Robot's quest to end typecasting. Part 6'][Click to view comic: 'Red Robot's quest to end typecasting. Part 7']

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Now this guy, he is cool. I nearly fell down on my ass.

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I was saved by the fact that I was already sitting on my ass.

Jabizo, I like the series. My only criticism is that parts 3 and 4 were too much alike. Considered separately, they're both good. But both feature Red Robot selling out his stated goals, so when I read the second one, I felt like it was getting old already. Not that I can think of any other way I'd have written it. Anyhow, keep up the good work.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Good shit! I laughed until I stopped.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Nice job!!! You'll go far here.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

One can go far here?!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

One can go far here?!

Yeah, some assholes are deeper than others.

By the way, this series was gold!

After seeing so many all caps tobors I love seeing him speak rationally. It was the setup that drove this home. Loved the series!

That was good. I can't stand up straight.

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I'm the black angel.

we love you. best newbie debut since...uh, lemur68, actually.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Thanks for the outpouring of love. I feel as happy as a little gurl.

I doubt I can keep up with the rest of you veterans. I bow as a humble newbie before the gods of comic supremacy.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Abso-fucking-loutely brilliant.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Now, if only we could get all of the newbies to carefully study Jabizo's debut and do their best to emulate it, we may actually start to make some progress!

Welcome! :)

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As part-time unofficial freelance Stripcreator historian, I'd like to point out that this is not technically a newbie debut for Jabizo. His first comic was made a month ago, he entered Comic Contest 80, and he contributed to the Christmas Special and Cowboy Physics threads. If you don't recognize him, it's probably because he hasn't made a public nuisance out of himself like some people I could name. This is, indeed, a technique which should be studied and emulated by future newbies.

Sorry, J; I don't mean to embarrass you or anything.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Maybe there should be a section of the FAQ titled. "How can I avoid being an annoying git?" or "How do I avoid the wrath of Ladyj?" (Largely the same question).

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Those comics were a riot. You did a much better job as a newbie than I did. And still do. Damn it.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Here, what's happened to lemur68?
To paraphrase Bill Hicks, why do the good people leave and all the script kiddie trolls remain?

Here, what's happened to lemur68?
To paraphrase Bill Hicks, why do the good people leave and all the script kiddie trolls remain?

His computer is broken, and so his only access is thru my computer. and now he's so damn behind on posts that he's resolved not to peak in on SC until he can catch up.

so hopefully he'll be back soon.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Cool. He had been away so long, I wasn't sure if I should put him on the regs page, but I will now. Thanks for that.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Here, what's happened to lemur68?
To paraphrase Bill Hicks, why do the good people leave and all the script kiddie trolls remain?

His computer is broken, and so his only access is thru my computer. and now he's so damn behind on posts that he's resolved not to peak in on SC until he can catch up.

so hopefully he'll be back soon.

Not that I'm doing anything resembling catching up or anything, but I'm around. It's nice to know that I'm missed. :)

I would have bypassed this thread; I only clicked on it to remark that at first sight I thought the subject was "Red Robot demands more diverse holes."

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Times They Are A-Changing by israphael 1-01-02

RAR!!! I AM YEKNOD!!! BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO BE CORNHOLED!!! Ha Ha Ha. That's cute. You're one funny pink donkey. THINK I'M FUNNY, TWO-LEGS? HOW FUNNY IS WHEN I DO THIS... AND THIS... AND THIS... OUCH! Stop that, it hurts. If you're doing this then what is Tobor up to? And when it was over, Pooh and his friends had tea with sweet cakes and plenty of honey. The End. Yay!! Tell us another story Mr. Tobor.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Oh good Jesus NO!

Bedtime Tales with Tobor , and a rampaging Yeknod.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS ALL A BAD DREAM!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You Know You Want To by israphael 1-02-02

What are you watching? It's a satellite feed from PBS. It shows nothing but children's programming twenty-four hours a day. Must be for preschoolers with insomnia. Or for graduate students trying to avoid writing their dissertations. Why are we watching TV when there is a bed in the room. Behave.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT IS NOT BUTT-AH! by israphael 1-02-02

OK Tobor. I know it's your first photo shoot, but relax and remember to have fun. Make believe the camera is your lover. Let's see you long for her. *CLICK* Great! Now let's see you angry. *CLICK* Brilliant! C'mon big red and sexy, work the camera. *CLICK* OK, now your lover's gone, let me see sorrow. *CLICK* Fantastic! I guarantee you're going to be THE romance novel cover-boy of the century. You'll be bigger than Fabio.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The next Macarena by Jabizo 1-03-02

I've created a new dance that is sure to sweep the nation! Let's get jiggy.. o/ Its time to get mad with Tobor. He's wicked strong. Now throw down your hands and reach for your shlong. You cover your eyes. He's more then you can take. You feel used and abused in the morning when you wake. Everybody in the house - Do the TOBOR! o/

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde