Out of all the comics you have made which is your favourite?

Doesn't really say a lot more than the heading did, did it?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I think this is the best comic in my whole catalogue:

The Big C strkes a minor snag... by DexX 1-27-01

I have risen from the sunken city of R'lyeh. I have returned to the Earth. The destruction is total. *sigh* Now I'm bored.

...despite the typo in the title.

This is, I think, the only comic I have made which still makes me laugh when I read it.

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Still my favorite.

Now it all makes sense! by fuzzyman 10-18-01

You know, when you used that anti-gravity generator to walk across the water, that was great! Uh... thanks, but... And when you used the portable replicator to produce those loaves and fishes... that was brilliant! Yes, I know, but... Congratulations, Commander Riker! You've restored the timeline! Dammit, Geordi, get me down from here!

Although this one is a close second, even if it didn't win CC73:

CC73: A Very Special Moment With Hall and Oates by fuzzyman 10-17-01

What's the matter Daryl? You look like you've lost that loving feeling! I feel out of touch, John. You know that rich girl I was with, Sara Smile? She was a real maneater. Say it isn't so! Yes, we did it in a minute. I suppose that's the method of modern love. I'll say one thing, though... she gave me a real adult education. Well, your kiss is on *my* list. You know, John, some things are better left unsaid.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I thought it was a good joke when I wrote it 6-7 years ago and I still love it.

An Apology by israphael 9-25-01

Hi, it's Israphael again. Last week, I made an unfortunate joke about bicycle messengers breeding like sewer rats. After that strip was posted, I received a huge volume of hate mail and several ticking packages. So I feel that perhaps an apology is in order. I am very sorry if any sewer rats were offended by my thoughtless remarks.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Day Four. Ah, those were the days. Or that was the day. It's all been downhill from there.

Fourth-day retrospective by boorite 3-16-01

On this fourth day of boorite comics, we thought you'd enjoy these hilarious moments divorced from all context. Truth, Oprah? I'd much rather be nuzzling another dog's butt or gnawing a rank chicken bone from the garbage. I shall fist thee up to my wristwatch. [Cue theme music] CROCODILE HUNTER! WHY YOU NAMBY LITTLE FUCKFACE! I'LL WEAR YOUR BALLS FOR A BOWTIE AND CORNHOLE YOUR CORPSE 'TIL YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL PISSES BLOOD ALL OVER HELL! Matter of fact, the missus and me got a three-day spouse-swapper lined up at the Milwaukee TraveLodge next week. Fukui-San! It looks as if the Enormous Insect Pest is dismembering Chairman Kaga alive! We possess none of your military command posts. Join my book club!

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What others say about boorite!

... by itsclark 12-12-01

Wirthling sucks!

Not actually one of my better comics. Just thought it needed to be said.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

All your base, brother. All your base...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It'd have to be this one.

My favourite comic by yourself 12-12-01

All your base are belong to us! That doesn't make sense. Shut up or I'll kill you.

I feel really good about this series. I entered into the serial comic contest but it didn't win. I still think it's some of my best work though.

DILL #0 by crabby 11-23-01

Hey there buddy are you and Linda coming over for the big game? You know it Billy boy! I wouldn't miss it for the world. So are you gonna be making your famous Dill dip or what? Of course. I know how much Linda loves it so I'm making a special batch just for her. Great buddy I'm sure she'll love it. Well I'll see you tommorow for the big game pal. Later that evening........... This porno site is awesome this is gonna be my best dill dip ever!

DILL #1 by crabby 11-23-01

Hey buddy wheres Linda I made that Dill dip for her. She was feeling a little under the weather pal. She told me to make sure I brought her some back. You mean shes not coming. No way man! Shes got the flu she didn't wanna ruin the game for us with her puking. Don't worry though I'll take some of the dip home to her. It would really be a shame if the game got ruined for us huh pal. Oh yeah that would suck good thing we don't have to worry about that.

DILL #2 by crabby 11-23-01

You got alot of nerve telling me Linda was gonna be here and now shes not. I made the dill dip especially for her. You know what pal I don't like the tone of your voice. I already told you shes not coming. But don't worry I'll have her cuming plenty later. Take it back don't say such horrible things. What are you a moron. I'm leaving pal! SCREW YOU AND YOUR NASTY ASS DILL DIP! Well it's gonna be real hard for you to leave after I bash your head in with this bat! Huh?

DILL #3 by crabby 11-23-01

Hey Linda is Roger there? I thought he was coming over for the game. You mean he's not there Billy! He left over two hours ago. He never showed up. I thought you were coming with him? I made the dill dip you like so much. Oh I'm not feeling very well so I didn't come. I didn't wanna ruin the game for you two. But I told Roger to make sure he brought me some of your dip. Alright well if I hear from him I'll give you a call. Talk to you later Linda. Bye Billy, call me as soon as you hear anything.

DILL #4 by crabby 11-23-01

3 days later........ No Linda I haven't heard anything new. I'm really scared I don't know what to do. I called the police but they haven't been any help. I'm just so scared. You know Linda you could come over here and I could maybe help you try to find him or something. I don't really know what you could do to help but maybe you can help me go around questioning people if they've seen Roger. I'll be over in a little bit. Bye. Hey Roger Linda's on her way over. Do you think your ashey remains could still make her cum. You were always such an asshole but now me and Linda can start a new life just me and her!

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I think I have a soft spot for this one simply because you have utterly no idea where it's going, even if you check off names, and then the psychic smash of panel 3 explodes upon you.

Christmas Eve, 2016 by kaufman 11-05-01

Chaos at the North Pole tonight when one of Santa's reindeer snapped and went on a shooting spree. Donner, Comet and 16 Elves are dead. Vixen and Prancer were seriously wounded. Santa is making his run with a skeleton crew of Cupid, Blitzen, Rudolph and Dasher. The crazed reindeer is believed to be heavily armed, and flying in the direction of former child star Billy Mumy's house. DANCER! DANCER, WILL ROBINSON!

Not to mention the evil smirk on Clango's face as he says that.

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I suppose I'll post my actual favourite, then. Sadly, unless you've got a little knowledge of both UK politics and Simon and Garfunkel, you won't get it. It's also a bit self-referential in that you'll only know who the characters are supposed to be if you've read most of my other strips. So for the uninitiated, that's William Hague in each panel, together with Michael Portillo in the first, Ken Clarke in the second, and Maggie Thatcher in the third.

The whores on Seventh Avenue by andydougan 9-10-01

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told. I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises. I'll help you to win the election! I'm behind you 100%! All lies and jests. Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and he disregards the rest. You stand a good chance of becoming Prime Minister...WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!! Lol! When I left my home and my family I was no more than a boy in the company of strangers. Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go, looking for the places only they would know. You want to address the Conservative Party Conference, son? Good on you!

Yes, I know.

Here is one of my favorites:

Making Hell a Little Bit Cheerier With a Song by fpd 8-22-01

Sing, sing a song. Make it simple ... ... to last your whole life long. Don't worry that it's not good enough ... ... for anyone else to hear. Just sing, sing a song.

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Mmmmm, I don't know anymore. For a long time, I thought I had peaked with my second strip... it wasn't until I approached the 200 mark that I think I started making strips that could really compare in quality. Here are a scant selection of my favorites.

My 2nd comic ever (the first of a series of 12 that never saw a conclusion)

Starstruck by Drexle 6-01-01

Saaaayyyyy... Haven't I seen you somewhere before? You have seen me in your dreams, for I am Cthulhu... Dread lord of nightmares... I am here to spread horror and insanity to the world! Feel my wrath, human! No, that's not it... I remember now! You were in that hentai anime "Tentacles of Pleasure!" Man, that triple penetration deal was nuts!!! Mortal, tempt not my fury!!! I can't believe it's really you! You're a personal hero of mine! Why if I could do what you do to those bitches... blahblahblahblah Ummm....?

A couple more...

What did you *think* a Robot Reality TV show would be about? by Drexle 7-29-01

Sparky speaks privately to the camera on Algebra Island... When I came here, I expected it to be a cakewalk. My math processors are superb! I mean, when I signed up for this show, all I was thinking about was the fame and the gyno-bots... Raaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!!!NotAgainNotAgainNotAgain!!!OhMyGod!!!MustGetToTheFort!!!MustEscapeTheWrathOfTheCornhole!!!HeNeverPassesTheTestsButWhenWeVoteHimOffHeCornholesUs!!! TOBOR speaks to the camera TOBOR going haywire!!! TOBOR stuck on island with no manrape!!! Too much Calculus makeTOBOR angry!!! Wait... TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE CAMERAMAN!!! RAAARRRR!!!

Worst thing (for men) to say(when women say the worst thing) by Drexle 9-14-01

You're a sweet guy, and you're just what I'm looking for, but I just like you too much to want to date you. You're such a good friend to me. Well fuck you, ya smelly cunt! I can't believe I ever wanted to be with you, what with all your hangups and insecureties.... Bitch! You make me fucking sick! How could you be so mean to me? God, I... I... You what? You hate me now? Good, now that you don't "like me too much" anymore, how about we go out Saturday? *Crying!* Bitch!

I'm so glad I'm not working here anymore... by Drexle 9-20-01

Okay ma'am, the locksmith will be there in thirty minutes. Is there anything else I can help you with? A locksmith? You just called a locksmith? Yes, a locksmith... they open locks. You locked your keys in the car, hence a locksmith comes and opens it up. I can't believe this... a locksmith... don't you have a special person who comes out and does this kind of thing? Yeah, they're called "Locksmiths." *click!*

Skeet Shooting by Drexle 10-24-01

Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) (*BANG!!!*)

Probably this one:

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Bleak by lima 12-18-01

i got another letter today, i reckons its gonna be bleak ":/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/" fuck

closely followed by my latest one called "Chicken Wing" if you can be bothered :)

most my comics are to do with stuff about my m8s and that so you probs wouldnt understand the jokes (espesh ones about "rotation" :)

Constantinople: Lord Of The Fellowship Of The Rings by R3dM3nac3 11-26-01

In line for advance tickets to the new Lord of the Rings movie.... Dude! This movie is totally gonna rule! I can't wait to see it! It looks SO awesome! Lord of the Rings is gonna be the best movie ever.... "Fellowship." I'm gonna get me a costume and me and all my friends are...Huh? Wha'd you say? The movie is called "Fellowship Of The Ring." Lord of the Rings is the name of the series. Dude! You are SUCH a DORK! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna poke out each and every one of your eyes.

By the way, I really like the movie. As far as the comic goes, I think this is my wittiest one yet. If you can think of a better one of mine, please tell me. And yes, I am fishing.

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Did we evolve from apes, or the other way around?

This isn't my favourite comic, but I just made it and can't find the right thread to put it in, I know there was one with floating characters, but I can't remember where it is now,

I don't have one favourite strip as such, but I do have a small series that I enjoyed making, and a heartwarming Christmas tale.

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Dad was flammable

Clearly a tie:

quirky - part XIII by TheElPaso 11-24-01

Tell you what. I have a plan for breaking out of here. You distract the guard, and I'll use my diabolical powers to kill everyone else here. Wait, other way around. I was gonna say...

cheat the IRS by TheElPaso 11-29-01

Well, this job at the IRS is great! Here's a letter. I wonder what it says. Well, you can read it. "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a check for $150.00. Sincerely, Hugh Janus." "P.S. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest." !!!!!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic