Happy Comic 50,000! by gabe_billings 1-02-02

Happy Comic Number 50,000! This isn't comic 50,000 you felchbot. We're still about 150 away. Yeah, I know. I just said that to freak out all the geeks that are sitting by their PCs waiting for the magic when they can claim the big 50K. Aren't you the loser that waited around to bag both 10,000 AND 40,000? That was different. When I did it was art. You're a moron.

Red Herring by gabe_billings 1-02-02

Did you get the memo from Brad? No, what's it say? Apparently he's got a little script that will automatically insert a premade comic into the #50,000 slot. That magnificent bastard. So no matter how hard everyone tries, nobody'll get it. He really did that? Maybe. Or maybe I'm just lying to try and get people to give up and go to bed so I can bag it. You are a twisted fellow. I guess they'll just have to wait and see, won't they?

Could I possibly have inside information? Could Brad have leaked his devious plans to rob his followers of the coveted badge of Artist of Comic 50,000? Will dozens of sweaty, anxious geeks be clustered around their PCs in the wee hours of the night (in America, at least), fingers poised over the submit buttons, waiting for the moment to strike, only to find they've been duped by a line of PHP code?

Tune it tomorrow at our regular time and find out the truth!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Here, you can see it when it shows.

Why I Hate Comic #50,000 by dcomposed 1-03-02

This was made on 01-04-02. Before the zombie character! OMGH4X Anyway, comic number 50,000 on my first week here, go me.

Oh, and here's #60000, whenever it shows up.

Little Timmy rides again. 1;3 by JaseTyle 3-04-02

Hey, you ever heard of some cocky little shit called Timmy? Yeah, what a freak. Actually I think he's pretty cute. What? What did I say? What a freak.

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50,000 was pretty funny but 60,000 is a piece of dogshit.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Those comics are way funnier than anything that Billings bloke has ever done.

Theyre on a Par with Wirthling.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I would just like to say that I was cruising Wirthling's stuff, read this, and almost pissed my pants.

Thank you.

The evolution of Michael Jackson... by wirthling 6-06-01

Michael Jackson in 1981... Ben, the two of us need look no more. Hyee ee hee! Michael Jackson in 1991... You know I'm bad, I'm bad! You know it! Hyee ee hee! Michael Jackson in 2001... Skreeecfllk grakkh kryeeeeee! Hyee ee hee!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Wirthling is clearly "On form" of late.

He still sucks though.

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50,000 was pretty funny but 60,000 is a piece of dogshit.

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Interesting that 50,000 will occur so close to stripcreator's first birthday, which is either the 6th (when comic #1 went up) or the 7th (when the first person Brad does not knoe personally wrote a comic).

How should we mark this historic occasion?

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Interesting that 50,000 will occur so close to stripcreator's first birthday, which is either the 6th (when comic #1 went up) or the 7th (when the first person Brad does not knoe personally wrote a comic).

How should we mark this historic occasion?

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The 6th is my birthday!

double the celebration!

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Dad was flammable

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The 6th is my birthday!

double the celebration!

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Still a bit to go, as of now the most recent comic is 49932:

{comic]49932[/comic]

Comedic genius, as you can see.

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The 6th is my birthday!

double the celebration!

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Let's get drunk, smash a police van with a brick, and punch a cop.

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Still a bit to go, as of now the most recent comic is 49932:

{comic]49932[/comic]

Comedic genius, as you can see.

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Still a bit to go, as of now the most recent comic is 49932:

{comic]49932[/comic]

Comedic genius, as you can see.

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Except for me, my godliness seems to prevent me from seeing it.

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poised and ready, like a lion, stalking comic 50,000 by KajunFirefly 1-03-02

49950! [refresh] 49951! [refresh] I have no idea how Andy and Gabe do this!

I thought I'd post this to keep up the spirits of those strong-willed comic makers who are right now, as we speak, hunched over their computers waiting to post comic 50,000!

I of course won't be doing such a thing...

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What I Hope Happens by itsclark 1-03-02

I can keep this up as long as it takes. Must post comic #50,000. Must achieve ultimate Geekhood. What? Some kid named "Snerk420" snagged it with his first comic?

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The Tao of Geekdom by itsclark 1-03-02

Tell me, oh wise one. Does Master Billings really sit poised by his keyboard hoping to enter comic #50,000? Indeed my child. His geekhood transcends space and time. It is as a restless sea fed by the waters of many rivers. Noone knows how to measure it's beginning or end. You're after that 50,000 spot too, aren't you? Cut it yet it is not severed. Bring flame to it yet it is not burnt...

Pfeh! Almost 50 more to go.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I tried so hard to get it but 5002 was the best I could do.

50K by crabby 1-03-02

Here's the winner.

Why I Hate Comic #50,000 by dcomposed 1-03-02

This was made on 01-04-02. Before the zombie character! OMGH4X Anyway, comic number 50,000 on my first week here, go me.

YES

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ha ha ha! itsclark, your prediction rang true! I almost don't mind being cheated of it myself now. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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I like the handful of comics you posted before your attempt, crabby.

Semihectokilomagicstriptastic by andydougan 1-03-02

Well, that's over 50,000 comics on stripcreator now. But I wonder, is the system only equipped to do 16-bit integers? What'll happen when we hit 65,536? With my l33t skills, I'll hack in and find out! Let's see...if(!gets(l))exit(0);return(o=='Y'||o!='n'&&u(s);}{for(k=c;*k!='J';)if(m==*k++)break;m=k-c;if(v You don't know what you're doing, do you? Not a clue. But I did post the goatse.cx guy on a Teletubbies fanboard.