The thread for the tag team cup was drifting off the bottom of the page, so I figured I'd start a new thread for the final ,to remind everyone that's it's not quite finished.

The final is: Gabe & Boorite vs Lara7 & Drexle

The rules are:

1) mention 3 flavours of ice cream, one of which is clearly made up. (From KKP)

2) Trade the personalities of Tobor and Dr Pedantic (from Spankling)

We are still waiting for an entry from Gabe & Boorite, to compete with this little gem:

Tag Team Cup 3.1: Buttery Nut Surprise by Drexle 12-17-01

There you are, ASSistant!!! I believe you dropped your lab report over there... Pick it up! Over there? Oh, here it is... Mmmm... scrumptuous male posterior... If only I could get my hands on some viagra... Is there something wrong, Doctor? You've been looking for excuses to check out my ass all day? Oh... well, I suppose it all started when I mixed_the_chemical formula_for_Butterscotch and Hazelnut ice cream to make my brand new "Buttery Nut Surprise." Appearantly it has a few side effects. I see... so would you mind explaining_why TOBOR has been acting like... well... you know how he's been acting... Right?

Tag Team Cup 3.1: Buttery Nut Surprise (follows comic 48307) by lara7 12-17-01

YOU SAID "ACTING". TOBOR_IS_A_MACHINE AND DOES NOT HAVE CAPABILITY TO "ACT". TOBOR CAN ONLY FOLLOW CODED INSTRUCTIONS KNOWN AS A "PROGRAM". Yes, yes, I know. But Doctor, why is Tobor affected, since a machine would be unable to ingest "Buttery Nut Surprise"? HAR! He called me "Butt Doctor"! LOWLY GRAD STUDENT INCORRECTLY NAMES THE DOCTOR'S NEW RECIPE. NEW ICE CREAM IS CALLED "LIBIDO CRUNCH" AND ONLY AFFECTS HUMANS. The Robot is correct. "Buttery Nut Surprise" refers to my prefered method of administering "Libido Crunch". And here I thought all the pervs in the Agriculture college were in the Animal Husbandry department...

I vote for boogabe!

Since boorite posted it to the other thread...

Tag Team Cup - We Should Have Hit Them With the Chair by gabe_billings 1-04-02

Where the fuck have you been? We were supposed to finish this weeks ago. And I find you naked in the quad singing 'Strawberry Fields'. It's not my fault. I tripped and accidentally downed an entire bottle of Jim Beam I bought for my grandma's birthday. Whatever the case, we've got to whip something up for this stupid contest. The Stripcreator is broken, so we'll fake it and take pictures. Ha! Just like the moon landing. I've got the costumes in my car. Gimme a minute. RAA.... I mean, uh, you spelled 'fellatio' wrong, you git. Don't get me wrong, but you're kind of hot in that costume. Maybe there's something to all this cornholing.

Tag Team Cup Steel Cage Death Match by boorite 1-04-02

Scabbard your Spunky Monkey. I am indeed "hot" in this costume, in the hyperthermic sense. I swoon. RAAAAAR! PEDANTIC WILL CORNHOLE YOU! One cornholing later... Ooooh....It is not the heat after all, but the humility. I believe I have contracted a bad case of Reverse Chocolate Chunk. RAAAR! PEDANTIC PLAYED NUTCRACKER SUITE ON YOUR CHERRY AMOUR! I knew it'd be a Rocky Road to victory, but I think you got into that character WAY too-- RAAAAAAAAAR!!

I vote for gabe_boorite

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Despite the added art advantage, I'll vote gabrite.

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LAXLE 7

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lrl 7 red axle, mainly because of the "butt doctor" gag.

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It looks like no one's voting!

Gah!!! I've already fucking voted, you obnoxious Satanic coathanger!!!

DexX goes into his SC.com options to see if he can turn off the Forum Assistant [tm].

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I'm not sure if I'm allowed to vote, but there's been so much begging for votes in unrelated posts that I figured no one would mind if I voted anyway. So I vote for Drexle & lara7. Now I'm going to say "vote" again. Okay, I'm done.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I count 5 for D&L, and 4 for me and Capt. Spanktabulous.

I official declare this contest over since I doubt anyone else will.

Congratulations! You both win a blow from bunner.

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If a team wins a comic contest in the forest and there's no one to hear, does it make a sound?

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If a team wins a comic contest in the forest and there's no one to hear, does it make a sound?

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Well, I was originally looking forward to the prospect of running a new tag-team cup... but I'm afraid it would attract the same welcome as bazilla's proposed contests.

Theres just too many contests running on the forums just now. While the TT comp shouldnt be dropped , it should be shelved for a bit , at least until we finish some of the other ones , such as the Weakest Strip.

And is it just me , or does the latest "Serial Comic" look like its going to be a disaster?

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Yeah, there are too many contests just now. I remember pleading with Kaufman not to start the mystery cup until this was finished, but by that point everyone had given up on this one anyway.

So it looks like Drexle and Lara7 are the winners. Hurrah!

Yeah, Your Best Comic Cup was a stupid idea, but in it's defence was that I couldn't make comics and didn't think anyone else could, so I thought it may of worked. And as for the "What are the rules to this contest" contest request, I would still like that to make a comeback, maybe with a few changes. Main problem is people see my name next to a topic and don't bother reading it.

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