i was thinkin kevin kegans perm said how all most evry one at the sihgt has catch pharse's, well i was wondrin what they all are. hears the 1's i com up with

dragonzero= dragonzero is pure hate

crabby= i do not suck dick!!

dex= pile of arse

andydogan= yer maw

writhling= writhling sucks

fuck= i duno, when a man love's a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIBN BITCH may be

can any one think of any more and kevin what is youre phrase?

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sex

Fear the Perm

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I don't have the charisma to spawn a catchphrase.

fuck, I actually think yours would be "Its uncunseshial sex tiem yuo fucken bich of a hoar!"

but kevin no one say's that, dont lots of peepel have to say it to be a catch phrase? drexle yes i agree, thats a beter phrase but i dont think i speled it quiet so bad!!

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Or, "im a mad rappist!!!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

bunnerabb

Nailin' ya mama silly since 1983.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That was funny bunner - made me laugh out loud.

But 'cha know... unemployment does things to a man, like makes him drink gift-beer. That beer you get from the UPS guy on your birthday cuz everyone knows you don't have beer money for a while.

So I just had a few pilsners from Stumblefuck, ID or someplace, and something called Low Hanging Sack Stout or some shit, and now I got Acme Brown Ale.

There's something brown in this bottle. Maybe the blonde they got carrying a rack of brew on the label dumped in it.

Anyway. TO YER BERY GOOD HELT BUNNER!

Spank me, I'm done. If you stop drinking, then try again, you find yer a puss.

OOopps. Catch phrase. RIGHT! What do i got....

How 'bout "Perhaps we can meet and discuss this ass-sniffin' opportunity." That's near the end of all my job inquiry emails.

No?

Well then, how bout "Bottoms up!" Is there a St. Stan that flew planes? Otherwise this next beer label doesn't make sense. Red beer. What the fuck.

Well, at least it aint Bud.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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dragonzero= dragonzero is pure hate (no-one says this)

andydogan= yer maw (It's more HIS maw)

writhling= writhling sucks (Isn't that Gabe's catchphrase?)

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fuck, I must know - do you have some kind of extreme learning disability that prevents you from spelling correctly, or is the bad spelling a shtick? I suspect the latter, because your mis-spellings are inconsistent, and a few times you have made subtle jokes about your own spelling. I also suspect that you are a regular's alter ego, but I can't back that up.

So...?

Hey, have a mentioned that Jurassic Park III is a huge pile of arse?

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Considering all the correct spelling and content on the website Fuck has linked from his comic pages, I'd guess it is all for the sake of the extra attention it gets him.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

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Considering all the correct spelling and content on the website Fuck has linked from his comic pages, I'd guess it is all for the sake of the extra attention it gets him.

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I suspect the latter, because your mis-spellings are inconsistent, and a few times you have made subtle jokes about your own spelling. I also suspect that you are a regular's alter ego, but I can't back that up.

So...?

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fuck, I must know - do you have some kind of extreme learning disability that prevents you from spelling correctly, or is the bad spelling a shtick? I suspect the latter, because your mis-spellings are inconsistent, and a few times you have made subtle jokes about your own spelling. I also suspect that you are a regular's alter ego, but I can't back that up.

Hey, have a mentioned that Jurassic Park III is a huge pile of arse?

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Eat your heart out, Disney!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

If I had a tagline, it would be, "Some people call me Maurice (woo-woo!) because I spunk off in your face."

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What others say about boorite!

Hey! You promised that was just between you and me, Maurice.

Just once in one of those movies, after a gripping escape from dinos scene ends and the people are casually walking to the next destination, that is when a giant dino should suddenly walk by and stomp on one of them.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Ever seen Bambi vs. Godzilla?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Have a what mentioned it?

You ever notice how 3 out of 4 spelling flames also contain a misspelling?

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shouldn't gabe get credit for "wirthling sucks"?
if not for inventing it (because wirthling requested it), then by making it mainstream and popular even after the comic contest that spawned it was over?

in other news, the box for my new bar of soap says:
"Try New Zest
(squiggly line)
ENERGY
RUSH
(squiggly line)
Bar"

so... what, do i eat it or something?
i need a prompt answer because i'm very smelly... if it's to be taken orally i wouldn't want to have rubbed it on all my dirty places...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

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in other news, the box for my new bar of soap says:
"Try New Zest
(squiggly line)
ENERGY
RUSH
(squiggly line)
Bar"

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I love you, Kaufman!

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This is not my empire.

"ah pigfuck"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

"I will eat you with butter."

That, or "rIdE thE bAlOnEy pOny, bItchnUts".

And fuck, you don't need a catchphrase. You are a dangerous, sexy, mysterious man all by yourself, you mad rappist, you!

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

I got one!

Spankling: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."