Getting back to the story...

Serial Comic VI: Once upon a post-apocalyptic time... by BigEvilDan 1-19-02

This sucks. The world's been destroyed by nuclear war, my parents are dead... ...and now I'm forced to live with my wicked step-mutants. Quit your bitching and get back to work! It's not like you're the only one with problems around here. EaT hEr BrAiNs!!

JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - CONTRIBUTED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - SAVED THE STORY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - NEXT!!
kaufman
my_fawn_has_diarrhea
Jabizo
DH-01
Namgubed
Fuzzyman
wirthling
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Yay!!! Three cheers for Big Evil Dave!!!

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Serial Comic VI: Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime by israphael 1-20-02

Hurry up and finish ironing our dresses! Our date is going to be here any minute! EaT hEr BrAiNs!! *DING DONG* You're delusional. Nobody is going to want an ugly thing like you. I'll get the door. (When the hell did we get a door?) Hi, is Sue-Ellen ready for our date? LoOk aT hEr TitS!!

JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - CONTRIBUTED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - SAVED THE STORY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - NEXT!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea
Jabizo
DH-01
Namgubed
Fuzzyman
wirthling
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - SHOULD BE KNIGHTED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - NEEDS WORK ON HIS DELIVERY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - NEXT!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea
Jabizo
DH-01
Namgubed
Fuzzyman
wirthling
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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Serial Comic VI: Trio Grande by kaufman 1-20-02

It looks like you're sick and tired of cleaning up fallout, and would like to go to the big dance. How may I help? Well, a talking paper clip can hardly help me. What I need is a fairy godmother. Well, I can't get you one of those, but you can choose from among a fairy, a god, and your mother. Choose carefully! Yeah, I'm a fairy, but not THAT kind. I'm a foot tall, and I fly through the air, so of course I'm a fairy. Pick me. Which one will she choose? Tune in tomorrow! You should choose me. I am, after all, omnipotent. I may be dead, but I'm still your mother. Pick me!

JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - SHOULD BE KNIGHTED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - NEEDS WORK ON HIS DELIVERY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - OUTAHERE!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea - ON THE CAN!
Jabizo
DH-01
Namgubed
Fuzzyman
wirthling
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Serial Comic VI: Bait and Switch by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 1-21-02

Have you made your decision? Type in your answer and press the 'Enter' key. Yes, I want the onmi- I mean the omnitop- Crap, I want the all-powerful guy. Good choice. I'll be leaving now. If you need more help, just press the 'F1' key. Mr. God, can you help me? Wait a second, didn't you look different? Wheren't you on a stick or something? Oh that. That was a optical illusion. Yeah, that's the ticket.

JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - SHOULD BE KNIGHTED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - NEEDS WORK ON HIS DELIVERY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - OUTAHERE!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea = USED UP THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER!
Jabizo - UP TO BAT!
DH-01
Namgubed
Fuzzyman
wirthling
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

Serial Comic VI: How Evil! by Jabizo 1-21-02

I want to be beautiful for the big dance tonight. Will you help me? Look, here's the way it's gonna work: You promise me your soul and I'll get you anything you want. What!? Why do I have to give you something? Isn't it enough just to see me happy? I'm a busy man. Do we have a deal or not? Hmm.. Anything, huh? I've always dreamed of being the Apocalyptic Martha Stewart - teaching mutants how to turn their radioactive squash into a lovely centerpiece. If you can do that, we have a deal. GAAHH!! You vile women of detestable suggestions. I will have no part of you.

JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - SHOULD BE KNIGHTED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - NEEDS WORK ON HIS DELIVERY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - OUTAHERE!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea = USED UP THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER!
Jabizo - CLEANING HIS ASS WITH OAK LEAVES!
DH-01 - NEXT
Namgubed
Fuzzyman
wirthling
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Serial Comic VI: YEAH, BOYEEEEEEEEEEE! by DH-01 1-21-02

Dammit all... now I'll never be pretty enough for the big dance... oh, I would do anything... ANYTHING!!! "Anything?" YES, ANYTHING! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOYYYYYYYYYEEEEE!!! ... my only hope for a happy ending is... Flava Flav?! What the *FUCK*. Damn right, hotass. Now you wanna deal with the Flav-o-Godfather or not?

JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - SHOULD BE KNIGHTED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - NEEDS WORK ON HIS DELIVERY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - OUTAHERE!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea = USED UP THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER!
Jabizo - CLEANING HIS ASS WITH OAK LEAVES!
DH-01 - ANAL SEX! I MEAN, DONE!
Namgubed - YOU'RE NEXT, ASSCLOWN!
Fuzzyman
wirthling
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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Needs more sodomy.

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Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A COMIC

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JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A ZERO-PANEL COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - SHOULD BE IGNITED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - NEEDS WORK ON HIS DELIVERY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - OUTAHERE!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea = USED UP THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER!
Jabizo - CLEANING HIS ASS WITH OAK LEAVES!
DH-01 - ANAL SEX! I MEAN, DONE!
[b]Namgubed - TOO LATE, ASSCLOWN!
Fuzzyman - GO!![/b]
wirthling
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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Serial Comic VI: Such a Deal by fuzzyman 1-24-02

So, how can you help me get a date? Girl, you just stay in a room back at my hotel. I'll send you men who will make sweet love to you! Say, twenty or thirty men a day! Wow! What's the catch? Well, you have to fuck them even if they are old, ugly, or disgusting. BUT, I pay you a little money for every man you do! I get paid for having sex with men? Isn't that illegal? Naw, you even get a bonus for sodomy! And if there's one thing we need in a post-apocolyptic world, it's more sodomy!

JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A ZERO-PANEL COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - SHOULD BE IGNITED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - NEEDS WORK ON HIS DELIVERY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - OUTAHERE!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea = USED UP THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER!
Jabizo - CLEANING HIS ASS WITH OAK LEAVES!
DH-01 - ANAL SEX! I MEAN, DONE!
Namgubed - TOO LATE, ASSCLOWN!
Fuzzyman - CAME FROM BEHIND!
wirthling -NEXT!
DexX
Kajun Firefly
skagg
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Serial Comic VI: Decent Help is Hard to Find by wirthling 1-24-02

OK, I hope the agency sends over a real fairy godmother this time. Oooh! Here she comes! Are you my new fairy godmother? I ain't a fucking fairy, bitch. I'm a fucking wizard and don't you fucking forget it! Now, can we step this up? It's almost fucking happy hour. Please, fairy--I mean, fucking wizard--I need you to make me beautiful for the big dance! I think I'd need a dozen shots of fucking tequila to make you look beautiful, you fucking fat-headed freak show! I'm a fucking wizard, not a fucking miracle worker!

JrnymnNate - FINISHED
crabby - DONE
Skabby_Firefly - COMPLETE
Tom_O_Bedlam - WROTE A ZERO-PANEL COMIC
Kevin Keegans Perm - SHOULD BE IGNITED
Bazilla - SHOWED UP
TheElPaso - PERFORMED
fuck - NEEDS WORK ON HIS DELIVERY
Big Evil Dan - THOUGHT UP SEVEN NEW WAYS TO SAY DONE
israphael - ACABADO!
kaufman - OUTAHERE!
my_fawn_has_diarrhea = USED UP THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER!
Jabizo - CLEANING HIS ASS WITH OAK LEAVES!
DH-01 - ANAL SEX! I MEAN, DONE!
Namgubed - TOO LATE, ASSCLOWN!
Fuzzyman - CAME FROM BEHIND!
wirthling - SHAMELESSLY RIPPED OFF KRAMER!
DexX - NEXT!
Kajun Firefly
skagg

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Serial VI - We're goin' through to the other side... by DexX 1-25-02

Don't you worry, Cindy. I am your _real_ fairy godmother, and I will make you up so beautifully that you will be the hottest chick at the dance! Really? Kick arse! First we need to fix your hair... let's try some kind of braid... perfect! Now, that dress... The colour is good on you, but... Here, try on this lovely square-necked frock... Good! Now, about your makeup... Your natural coloration is lovely, but we need to accentuate those eyebrows of yours. This mascara will make your eyes look big and beautiful, too. Now, a bit of lip gloss to fatten up that lower lip of yours into a sexy pout and you're done. Perfect! I don't feel all that different, to be honest...

JrnymnNate - Opened, lost his leadership.
crabby - Introduced the president.
Skabby_Firefly - Shat all over Max's strip.
Tom_O_Bedlam - Seemed to not be resident.
Kevin Keegans Perm - Added many to the cast.
Bazilla - Took the easy cornhole route.
TheElPaso - Wrote of Tobor's army, vast.
fuck - Gave "our tale so far" the boot.
Big Evil Dan - Got us back to the tale we're telling.
israphael - Showed that even monsters date.
kaufman - Set the fairies' numbers swelling.
my_fawn_has_diarrhea - Added in the Prince of Hate.
Jabizo - Said Satan thinks Ms Stewart's wrong.
DH-01 - Thought a rapper might be fun.
Namgubed - Took a little bit too long.
Fuzzyman - Sounded just like DH-01.
wirthling - Cameoed that angry mage.
DexX - Starting up with pointless rhyming.
Kajun Firefly - Your turn now, mate - add a page!
skagg - Wait, not yet, I've stuffed my timing.

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Serial Comic VI: Infectious Human Waste by KajunFirefly 1-25-02

wow, it's seems like it's taken years just to get to the ball, but I'm here, and I'm gorgeous, now to win the heart of the valiant Prince_Kajun! aww man, I hope there's some "healthy" chicks here, that Cinderella's so beautifull, it's intimidating! hey Princey, want to come back to my place? I'm totally up for it and everything! woah, really? kick ass! yeah, all you gotta do is pay that Flava Flav guy over there $20 and we'll be all set! hmm, I wonder if there's any not-so-charred corpses on the wastelands!

JrnymnNate - Opened, lost his leadership.
crabby - Introduced the president.
Skabby_Firefly - Shat all over Max's strip.
Tom_O_Bedlam - Seemed to not be resident.
Kevin Keegans Perm - Added many to the cast.
Bazilla - Took the easy cornhole route.
TheElPaso - Wrote of Tobor's army, vast.
fuck - Gave "our tale so far" the boot.
Big Evil Dan - Got us back to the tale we're telling.
israphael - Showed that even monsters date.
kaufman - Set the fairies' numbers swelling.
my_fawn_has_diarrhea - Added in the Prince of Hate.
Jabizo - Said Satan thinks Ms Stewart's wrong.
DH-01 - Thought a rapper might be fun.
Namgubed - Took a little bit too long.
Fuzzyman - Sounded just like DH-01.
wirthling - proved he hasn't always sucked
DexX - made the whole thing a silly rhyme
Kajun Firefly - write a poem? I can't be fucked!
skagg - to end this now would be no crime.

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Dad was flammable

I like a guy who can take the piss from himself.

Nice strip, Kajun. :)

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It has been several days since the last comic was posted. Anyone want to jump in and keep this going?

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Well, Skagg thought I meant end it with mine, whereas what I really meant was, post one more and end it.

Either way, I think it was on it's last legs, just leave it, another serial comic will rise up eventually.

(although I'd expect it to be AFTER the next comic cup, since it has a serial comic feel to it)

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Dad was flammable