Sammy Davis Jnr. and Dean Martin by Nostalgia_Man 1-20-02

For years now you have picked on me just because I'm black! No it wasn't because you were black.....and have one eye.....and you're short. We picked on you because we were so jealous. Oh right, because I thought you mocked me because I'm a black short one-eyed man. And you're a Jew.....and you have a weird English voice....and your trousers are too high. Oh so it was just with the jealousy.

VH1 FANatic by Nostalgia_Man 1-20-02

Hello we've "Only Just Begun" interviewing Simon on how he got his "Ticket to Ride" to meet the Carpenters. Well it all started when I was playing, I won't say it! Yes you will! It's the whole point to make up some slogans for "Rainy Days and Mondays" Stop it! Say the line! I was playing "Solitare" There you happy now!

Michael Jackson comeback. by Nostalgia_Man 1-20-02

Michael Jackson tries to bring back the days of when he was black. Ben, the two of us need fight no more. You sound nothing like Michael Jackson I am Michael Jackson My point proved.

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

Here's some more

VH1 FANatic 2 by Nostalgia_Man 1-20-02

Hello, I'm about to interview this ABBA fan who got the chance to be a "Dancing Queen" with her idols. Yes I couldn't believe when I heard the good news I was like...... Do I have to? Yes! I was like "Mamma Mia"

VH1 Fanatic Celebrity Special by Nostalgia_Man 1-20-02

Hello, today is a bit different, I'm interviewing a celeb Queen fan who stayed away from "Fat Bottomed Girls" Bill Gates Yes well "I want to be free" from my job. So was it like a "Flash" when we came? Yes well the radio was on and I was "Radio Ga Ga" Famous people are way better at this. Maybe it's because they are "Under Pressure"

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

A good start, NM. The Sammy Davis Jr. one is my favorite so far.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Weird how your favourite is the real one, this did happen in '88 a conversation between Sammy, Dean, and Ol' Blue Eyes, I emitted Frank so that it would of looked right but that is pretty much what happened.

Also, is anyone else reading these, if so please reply on what you think. Do you like my VH1 FANatic ones, because I could make lots more, but worried they will feel repeated, I'm just going to make a Frank Sinatra one, and that could be my last FANatic, on the fear of repeating myself.

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

Read it and weep, 9 1/2 titles of Frank Sinatra songs the half being New York instead of New York New York.

VH1 FANatic: Time Machine Special by Nostalgia_Man 1-21-02

Hello, and welcome to VH1 FANatic Time Machine special, today we have Dean Martin to remember how he met Frank Sinatra. Yes we met as "Strangers in the Night" in "New York" Did he ever talk about "Love and Marriage"? "Yesterday" he said and I quote "It's not "My Kind of Town"" He was really "The Best of Everything" Yes you didn't have to "Send in the Clowns", "Come Rain or Shine", "Night and Day" it was always done as he said, "My Way"

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

Oh and if anyone else has made some retro comics, you can post them on this thread if you want, as I would like to see your nostalgic comics.

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

You mean like this?

The Fab 60 by kaufman 10-16-01

Hey Jude, help! Michelle, she's a woman -- I saw her standing there, and I love her. But I'm a loser. She loves you. What's the word? Tell me why or I'll cry instead. Do you want to know a secret? I've got a feeling it's because of my long, long, long penis. When I'm 64 inches long, she's leaving home for no one else. Wait! I want to tell you it won't be long after all my loving. I want you. All I've got to do is make us come together or something. Why don't we do it in the road? The two of us? I should have known better. Oh darling, I will, any time at all, here, there, and everywhere! Hold me tight or run for your life, I wanna be your man. Good morning, little child! Dig it, this boy says it's getting better. Happiness IS a warm gun. All you need IS love! Get back and roll over, Beethoven; I AM the walrus! Don't let me down. Hey bulldog, slow down! Honey don't, not a second time. I'm down from yesterday and the night before. I'm so tired, let it be. I'll be back, tomorrow never knows. PS, I love you. The end.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sort of like that Kaufman, but not.

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

Ah, more like this :-)

MMDXXVH1 FANatic by kaufman 1-21-02

Today on VH1 FANatic we have a big fan of that 60's duo, Zager and Evans. So, when do you think their fame will start subsiding? Oh, I'd say "In the year 2525." By the way, do you happen know the score of the Laker game? Sure do, due to the mini-radio receiver "in the ear. 25-25" after one period. Hmmmm ... Um ... next week, maybe we'll interview someone who follows a band with TWO hit songs. Next week? You'll be lucky to do it "In the year 2525."

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That's more like it Kaufman, oh and what's with the cat?

Nice to know someone is using my idea, shame is, it's better than mine!

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

Nostlalgia Man, meet your God, we call him Kaufman!

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Dad was flammable

Dean and Sammy's plot. by Nostalgia_Man 1-21-02

Just me or are you fed up of Frank taking all the credit? I've been keeping an eye on him, but then couldn't see where I was going, but yeah, he does annoy me, with all his limelight. I know, we could do what he wants, and "Fly him to the Moon" Agreed. Piss!

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DexX was drawing up forumusers characters, and asked me what I wanted my hands "doing". I felt like something different.

Don't worry, I'm not interested in stomping on your turf. Just dancing across it every now and then.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

So if Kaufman is my god, then whose like my "Jesus", my "Godfather", my "Satan", and which one am I allowed to mock without it being backfired?

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

Mock Ladyj. That won't cause you any trouble at all.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Here's a small who's who thing.

Brad - Your real god, he made this site and everything within this site, without him none of this would be happening

DexX - Your "Jesus" if you will, he has made many characters on the DexX part (Guessing you guessed that) and he made, if I'm correct ALL the Forumusers.

Kaufman - Your sort of "Godfather" made many great comics and funny posts, I think I'm right in saying he has more CC titles under his belt than anyone else.

Kajun Firefly - Made the ever so great "Incredible Bulk" series, I suggest you read this to learn about Tobor and his life.

Fuck - Cannot spell, may be an alter-ego but we all love him for some crazy reason.

Crabby - Makes the legendary crap comics

Tobor - The redrobot, enjoys cornholing, and shouts, also good at saying RAAAAAAAAAAR!

Me - You might as well mock me everyone else does, I've made more crap comics than crabby but, they're not legendary.

You - The Newbie, hasn't been as annoying as others (myself) enterences. Here's a few suggestions, do not make thousands of new posts. Never ever until after at least 6 months try to make a comic competion (Not including the CC's if you win them)And to prevent being absolutly hated, do not become Jools.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

quote:

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Kajun Firefly - Made the ever so great "Incredible Bulk" series, I suggest you read this to learn about Tobor and his life.

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Fair call.

I made all of dexx, all of forum_users, all of props (except the height props, which were Brad's idea), and all of holiday (except for the snowman, who is, I think clip art). I also coloured two character drawn by ladyjdotnet submitted. Note that I only lay claim to the dexx group, since it bears my name. All the others may be added to by anyone who feels like it.

As for being the resident Jesus... nah... I am a mere Quasi Deity.

People who really should be mentioned if you're going to talk about regulars of god-like stature are: gabe_billings and Big Evil Dan, who are, in my opinion, the two most consistently hilarious strip authors on this site; kaufman, who is not only funny but has a brilliant mind - he almost certainly writes the most clever strips I have read; and Jael, ladyjdotnet, and attitudechicka, the original Charlie's Angels of SC.com. There are more, but it's 4:30am and my brain is liquefying.

I haven't updated it in ages, and a lot of worthy regulars are missing, but the SC.com Regulars Page will tell you a little bit about most of us.

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I prefer to think of Gabe as Jesus and me as Judas or Pontius Pilate. Or maybe I'm that soldier who pokes Jesus with a spear while he's on the cross. Or maybe Gabe is St. Stephen and I'm one of the people stoning him. Whatever. As long as I get to torment him somehow.

Oh, by the way, mock me at will. It's one of Stripcreator's proudest traditions. My suckiness is legendary.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry Fuzz, I thought it was Kajun's ah well. The minute I sent this I realised I forgot about Gabe, Wirthling, Spankling, Fuzzyman and the "Charlie's Angels"

Wirthling - A head with the witty funny comics at most times

KKP (Kevin Keegan's Perm) - Same but has a body as well

Charlie's Angels - These three I haven't noticed too much of, they have their share of good and bad comics.

Spankling - Um, Um Yeah

Gabe - He is the Colossial Geek, has a few good things with photoshop, makes many milestone comics.

Kramer vs Kramer - For some reason reminds me of Wirthling

Fuzzyman - I always get mixed up between him and Kaufman, maybe cos of Kaufman's pic being fuzzy hair and all, makes many good comics, including the "Incredible Bulk"

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Frank and Dean by Nostalgia_Man 1-22-02

Why do you drink so much? I drink to forget. To forget what? I don't know, I forgot that a long time ago. I spill more than you drink, sometimes you get so drunk I can hardly see you!

And say good bye to my FANatic comics, I have a new idea!

Jeopardy: Rat Pack by Nostalgia_Man 1-22-02

Welcome back to Jeopardy. And the final question.....He supposedly went out with Marilyn Monroe. Who is John F. Kennedy? Don't be stupid! It's you Frank *Who is* Frank Sinatra?

Jeopardy: Carpenters by Nostalgia_Man 1-22-02

Welcome back to Jeopardy, the Carpenters special. And the final answer...... It is two pieces of wood stuck together. What is a long plank? Karen, it's clearly a cross! *What is* a cross?

Thanks Baz for your who's who, I now know a bit more about people

Oh right, then I take back that thanks you little child that can't make good comics! :0)

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Since I seem to be without an identity:

Kajun Firefly - Made good comics until he entered the forums, hasn't made a decent comic in ages. Has 1 fan, his name's Tinman, he also makes good strips.

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Here's a Retro comic I found of Tinman's At first I was scared, I was petrified......

Gloria Gaynor by Tinman 8-21-01

According to the Daily Record, Firsat Dag was stabbed to death in Sighthill... Again. I wonder what happened to... Flora! oH tInMaN! iT's TeRrBlE! i FeLl In LoVe WiTh HiM aNd ThE sEx WaS fAnTaStIc. aFtEr It He ToLd Me We DiD wRoNg, As iN tHe FuTuRe I'm HiS mOtHeR! tHeY uSe Me tO eNgInEeR hIs BiRtH... This is my chance... She's all fucked up and vunerable.. I can finally fuck her in the exaust pipe... i FuCkEd My OwN sOn! ThEn NeDs StAbBeD hIm To DeAtH iNfRoNt Of My EyEs! SoB! SoB! SoB... Later... Ignoring the fact that the most recent plot developments have been WAY too convoluted, why is your dick all swollen? Not to mention the 3rd degree burns... Shut up.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Flora is a character I created, before I was aware of the existance of Tobor, I really wanted her to catch on, but she didn't.

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Dad was flammable

Maybe because it looked male in some way. Tobor is one of the greats, it somehow just managed to work, it gradually came, and is now one of the biggest names here, right next to Brad and DexX

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.