for kibo walks among you!

---
hardee - hardee - har

Kibo should watch where he's going. He just stepped in some vomit.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I actually felt like having a bit of a troll. It was I who did this egoistic thread.

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Good job ruining it. Now we don't have a troll to play with.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

for your daily fix of troll, go here.

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Sucker. I clicked on it, but I saw the url before I let up on the mouse button, as was saved seeing that disgusting picture of me.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I mean, before I saw that digusting picture.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Uh, I pulled a fat chick last night, I'm not sure how that fits into any part of this thread, but she had a tounge stud, so nothing else really matters.

---
Dad was flammable

Damn, I just had the shits (nothing to do with this thread, but I thought it was worth a mention).

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

A wise man once told me that a fat woman is like a tricycle - both are fun to ride until your friends see you doing it. I say screw what your friends think and have fun.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

During one of my up and down weight phases...one of my best guyfriends tried to lift my spirits by informing me that smart men, liked "healthy looking broads" because the only hangup they had was a healthy attitude toward food. And he considered himself a viable food source, so he was never disappointed. ;)

---
Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I consider myself an intelligent guy, although I can't help feeling that the only reason that I'm sub-consciously attracted to the plumper variety of girls/women is because of my low self esteem.

It's like I know that the larger ladies have a "thing" about their appearance, for all I know, the hot blonde on the dancefloor thinks she has a big nose, but then I could walk up to her and she could be the most confident person I've met, so sure that she's the hottest piece of meat in the room that she wouldn't give me the time of day.

When I see the "healthier" ladies, I know that they'll be so happy that someone has taken the time to pick them out of the crowd, that they wont notice me measuring her up for a good skull fucking later!

---
Dad was flammable

You skullfuck people? I want to be in your gang.

Lol it must work different in Scotland. Most of the healthy ladies here in the States would cop an attitude with you...because they KNEW you were hitting on them because you couldn't get anywhere else. Then the guys get pissed because they think that the lady should be HAPPY that he noticed her. It's pretty funny to watch a peeved healthy lady. ;)

So it tends to be the coyote ladies that get the man at the end of the night hehe.

---
Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I like the way we're all using the word "healthy" to describe fat people.

It probably does work a little differently in Scotland, since we have the like the highest amount of teenage pregnancies in the world or something, they're all slags, but you know that the fat ones will let you do anything, as long as they think you like them for who they are......pfft.

Any bloated female with an attitude can stay a virgin, she'll learn eventually.

---
Dad was flammable

I know what you mean about the self-conciousness thing making you seek people you perceive as less than your physical ideal. I certainly have my share of self image problems, so I can relate. But at the same time, I've both been hit on and sucessfuly gotten dates with women who I would consider physically to be above my league... even to the point one who mostly fits my image physical perfection. So either I'm not as bad-looking as I think I am, or I've just been dating attractive women with major self-image problems. I guess the point I'm getting at is that there's no need to let your own low self-image get in the way of trying to get a date with an attractive girl. If you succeed, you can safely put a couple of self image problems to rest and if you consitantly fail, well... it's not like you thought you were all that hot in the first place, right? So what do you have to lose?

Ack! Remove "to the point" to fix that horribly mangled sentence.

This hasn't always been my philosophy, I've always been under the impression that it's personality and a sense of charm that counts. I'm a relatively funny guy, I mean, I can make people laugh, so I thought with a good sense of humour and an open mind I'd be able to find true love etc etc etc.

BULLSHIT!

trust me, it's all a lot of bollocks, it's not what's on the inside that matters at all, I mean, sure, it's personality that counts towards making a relationship work, but it's also a sense of fear, fear of lonelyness, some people just want to make a relationship work so much that they completely change. I've just never been that flexible, I can't change who I am to "snag" a lady, I am who I am, and I'm an abbrasive smart-arse, which, last time I checked, isn't the most attractive of traits.

So I can either change who I am and become a smiling, sensitive moron, or I can just aim lower, to girls who are probably posting the same kind of nonsense on some other internet forum.

---
Dad was flammable

This meeting of the Alan Alda Sensitive Guy Fan Club is now adjourned.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I just want to get laid, dammit!

---
Dad was flammable

Oh good, let's bring in the Larry Linville Memorial Association of Ferret Faces.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yes, but you look like this:

Nothing here that can't be solved by a shave and a sensible haircut.

You can't shave. Isn't it an sc.com rule that the men must have facial hair? I'm sure I read it somewhere!

---
...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If being facial-hair free is a crime, then lock me away!