Beat this for weirdness:

Jools' First Attempt At A Clean Comic by jools 1-20-02

As soon as Jesus saw the chicken, he knew it was going to be a bad day.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

How's this?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That's not surreal, that's just dirty (but quite funny).

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now THIS would be surreal:

Surreal: If There Was A Forum Gathering In Houston. by Jael 1-20-02

Nice to meet you finally Crabby. Nice to meet you finally DexX. Thank GOD! Spankling! I'm so happy to see you! Erk!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

First Rule of Surrealists Club ... by kaufman 1-20-02

Hello, and welcome to the surrealists club. Thank you. Aw, crap, third bulb to blow today. Hey, can somebody change that bulb?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Really, Sir. by Spankling 1-20-02

Erk! You'll have to speak up. My hair is limp today. Up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Surreal: by Jael 1-21-02

Umm...a little help here?? No problemo, be back in a second. WASH -N- WASH -N WASH!! WORKED FOR ME!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.