Where is Dexx? He hasn't made a comic since 2/12 and I haven't seen a post from him in a while. Maybe he's moving and getting a new job like the rest of us.

Where, Oh Where is our Dexx? by gabe_billings 2-24-01

Have you seen Dexx around? Last I saw he was headin' down to the swamp talking about wrasslin' gators. Said he wanted to try the meat 'fresh'. Hmm... Dexx is no Paul Hogan. This doesn't bode well. What should we do? Go to his house and steal his stuff. Dibs on the TV! Wohoo!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I thought he was hard at work making character files for all the unfamous faces here at Lowpass.. Speaking of which, I ned to email him a nice erotic pic of me.

Was it because we made fun of the guy with the "wobble board" from that Australian kiddie show? If so, we're sorry, DexX...

*chortle* wobble board *chortle*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh yeah... I forgot about that. He probably hates us now.

G

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

either that or he got my pic for the comic files and his hard drive crashed!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I'm here, truly I am...

Sorry, I have had too many thing happen at once. First, I had summer classes - object oriented programming *gasp!* - and then I realised that I hate programming and dropped it. Then I had to enrol in a whole new course, which took much running around. Then... I got addicted to The Sims and Deus Ex SIMULTANEOUSLY. Yep, two game addictions at once. Then I started university again, semester one.

I still have all those pics to be turned into characters, and they all will be done... eventually. I will also come back and do some strips soon. (Bet you're all SOOO relieved to hear THAT!)

Thanks for noticing my absence - makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. :)

Oh, and Jael... hmm, what's a nice way of saying "You're hot, so don't put yourself down"??? Ah, forget it... :)

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Comics that are supposed to be friendly but are just plain insulting: the gift that keeps on giving.

DexX! by BigEvilDan 3-09-01

DexX?! Is it really you? I don't believe it! Yup, I'm back. It's nice to know that you missed me. I wouldn't say "missed", exactly. More pissed that I worked forever on that "DexX is gone" party, and now it's ruined.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Damn it boy... You've got a picture of a hot babe who's geeky enough to hang out with the likes of us and you haven't posted it for all of us to leer at? What's wrong with you?

Hey Jael... You don't mind if we all gawk at you, do you?

DexX Returns by gabe_billings 3-09-01

Did you hear? DexX is back! He was just fiddling with school and playing video games. A likely story. I'm pretty sure he was abducted. You think? Absolutely. They probably did body scans to see if Australians could be used as an alternative fuel source or something. We're not getting any images on the DexX-Anal-Cam, sir. Hmm.... maybe we should have anticipated that he'd put some pants back on.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

DexX! Thank goodness you're ok! The rumor floating around the internet was that you had been eaten by a dingo. Glad to see it wasn't true...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*laugh laugh laugh*

Thanks for the strips, guys. Hilarious. :)

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I think I am officially back - I have entered two contests (and almost won one of them... if it wasn't for those pesky "rules"...) and made a few strips just for the fun of it.

I know I shouldn't advertise, but I quite like this one...

Three things that just can't happen in Low Pass strips... by DexX 3-18-01

Twister Right foot on yellow! Ow! I fell down! Facial expressions Why are you looking so hostile? Oh, get that innocent look off your face! Nudity... (damn it!) Hey! Knock before you walk into the bathroom! My slim yet curvacious eighteen-year-old body is completely naked, and beaded with slowly-running droplets of steamy water! What a coincidence! So is mine!

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lol...thanks Dexx.

I guess I'll copy from "sixteen candles" as I always say "I'm not just any geek, I'm the Queen of the Geeks." Although I have nothing on Scully haha!

Now if I can just get my subpar geekette humor up to you guys..I'll so totally rule!

:)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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Now if I can just get my subpar geekette humor up to you guys..I'll so totally rule!

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