Too bad I am straight or else I would have sex with you all!

Soon to appear in this thread: Comics about you losers!

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You would know.

and are you still here? haven't you had that feeling you've outstayed your welcome?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

If anyone walks on the straight path around here its me.

Fagot.

Ooh! I hope they're all as witty and original as "Every single one of you is gay!" I could use a good laugh.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

andydougan by xpac 1-23-02

I hate my god damn son. Why did he have to break my "most man sex" world record?

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attitudechicka by xpac 1-23-02

You do realize that you're allowed to do something interesting, right? I can?

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Big Evil Dan by xpac 1-23-02

It's a good thing nobody realizes that I'm not really big or evil. And there's a picture of me to show it. Heh. Good thing everyone here is retarded. By using the word "everyone" you have also implied that you're retarded. Well, my recent IQ test showed a score of negative six. That high, eh?

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boorite by xpac 1-23-02

Woohoo being in shorts has made me popular! wtf? I have come to take your glory, your fifteen minutes are up! Let's fuck. Let's.

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Brad by xpac 1-23-02

Let's see, I have set up a really good website (not originally intended for goat sex), and I've become very popular in the process, all in my spare time. I love you Brad! I'm also Canadian. Well then fuck you Brad!

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bunnerabb by xpac 1-23-02

Bunnerabb (early) witty and smart remarks we love you bunner! Bunnerabb (recent) somewhat witty and smart, but also somewhat homosexual remarks we love you bunner! Bunnerabb (near future) blatant fag quotes we love you bunner!

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Crabby by xpac 1-23-02

hey i do not suck dick, i actually suck balls you llok like a nerd i'm not a nerd i'm a retard in that case you should get a mentor i already have one oh i see him now.

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descolada99 by xpac 1-23-02

I AM BETTER THAN YOU PUNY MORTALS, YOU ALL DISAPPEAR WHEN COMPARED TO MY L33T SKILLS! omg wtf I wish I had a life.

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That was excellent xpac. I was hoping you'd do a comic taunting me and you didn't dissapoint. I also found it to be quite funny. Good job.

DexX by xpac 1-23-02

I am a very good artist. But I'm not very funny. So why the fuck did I go to a site where the art is provided, but I have to come up with my own jokes? Because you're retarded.

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DragonXero by xpac 1-23-02

TURN THAT SHIT OFF! keep rollin rollin rollin rollin Why you hafta be so mean? You know I hate listening to mallcore when I'm wanking off! oh yeah

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Drexle by xpac 1-23-02

Hi, I'm Drexle, let's watch my life go by.

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DrPedantic by xpac 1-23-02

I'm so not special, I don't even get to have a single user, they all just throw me around like trash. I'm sorry I had to tape your mouth shut, but spelling errors during sex just aren't my thing. oh wel it dosn't mater too me as long as we rapp eech other

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evil_d by xpac 1-23-02

Hey cousin Pammy, it's me, evil_d! Don't you have a character yet? Do I look like a fucking user character? Are you so retarded that you can't see that I'm just a pile of nobody? WAAAAAH! I'm sorry I hurt you, let's have sex. *sniff* okee then.

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fuzzyman by xpac 1-23-02

my boobs itch like a son of a bitch! hey that rhymes!

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Only up to the F's and he's already running out of steam... :(

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gabe_billings by xpac 1-23-02

sigh This comic just isn't the same, since Brad won't allow goatse.cx as a character. I need something else. Hey Gabe, Why don't you cornhole (damn Brad for no goatse.cx) me?

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itsclark by xpac 1-23-02

Closer! Closer! come on, you're almost at my tongue! im only a fucking bug, retard!

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Ha Ha! He's really hosing you loser good! He... hey!

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Jael by xpac 1-23-02

this comic is funny *whore sounds* *whore sounds*

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Kajun Firefly by xpac 1-23-02

*wank off* How does KF use the Internet? Turn this comic 90 degrees clockwise to find out!

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