deucepm
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| Okay, welcome to the first day of filming for "Star Wars, Episode 2: Get Ur Freak On." Would everybody introduce themselves? | |
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| Hi. I'm Drew Barrymore, and I'll be playing Queen Amidala's very friendly lady in waiting, if ya know what I mean, and I think ya do. | |
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| I'm Jake Lloyd, and I'm making a cameo as Young Boba Fett. NOW THAT'S POD RACING!! | |
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| I'm Brad F'n Pitt, and I'll be playing an old friend of Monica's who has lost a lot of weight and wants revenge against Rachel. | |
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| Uh...great to have you here, Brad, but this isn't the set of Friends. It's Tunisia. | |
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| Oh. ...then can I play Salacious Crumb? | |
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| Mr. Lucas, I'm with Cinescape. Excuse the lack of pants. Now that you've dropped N Sync from Episode 2, are there any other cameos in store? | |
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| Yes, actually. "Episode 2: Journey To Planet Playtex" will feature a cameo by a dear friend... | |
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| ...someone to whom I owe every iota of my success. Without him, I'd be writing spec scripts for "Farscape" right now. | |
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| So, Natalie Portman...you gonna tap that ass? | |
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| You know it. Now, while I'm gone, keep tormenting the damned. Oh, and where's that script for "Radioland Murders 2" I had you write? | |
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| Meesa feelin' pretty scared, Annie-kin! | |
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| Don't worry, Jar Jar. You go that way, I'll go this way. And watch out for attack droids! | |
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| Oh, oh, Jar Jar no be likin'-- AIIIIIEEE! | |
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| YOU BET YOUR ASS TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! | |
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| Oh, shut up! You knew this was coming! | |
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