Comic Contest 95 INTRO by Jabizo 1-24-02

This joke stolen from Conan O'Brien Can you believe George Lucas was really going to let members of NSYNC appear in the next Star Wars film? Well, maybe he was just trying to get C3P0 to appear less gay.

Many people believe that George Lucas has gone insane. Jar Jar, NSYNC, the title: "Attack of the Clones". These are examples of the things Lucas has done recently to make has fans wonder about this mental stability.

For this contest, try to predict a bizarre and/or stupid element that Lucas will slip into the next installation of the Star Wars saga. Maybe its another cameo of the ETs like in the Phantom Menace. Or Anakin tripping over R2D2 in the background of a scene. Try to make the comic about something that you wouldn't catch unless you were paying attention to the background or the little details.

I can't think of any other rules to guide this contest. I hope that's not too open ended. I hadn't prepared myself for this contest hosting position by planning a list of rules for you to follow.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

CC95: Obi Wan Kejunkie by KajunFirefly 1-24-02

well Obi-Wan, we've defeated the Empire yet again! YA FUCKIN' DANCER!! pardon me? um, nothing Yoda. are you sure you're okay? just one more hit, to get me through the night, just one hit!

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Dad was flammable

CC95: The Shining by KajunFirefly 1-24-02

bee boop bee bee bee boop, weee-oooh wee wee wee oooh beep! R2 says that the shield generator is still active... bee bee bee boop, beep woobeep weee-oooh wee wee wee oooh beep! and the emperor has kidnapped Annakin. All work and no play make Kenny a dull boy, All work and no play make Kenny a dull boy, All work... and....um....we need to.....escape RIGHT AWAY!

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Dad was flammable

so....when does this contest end then?

hopefully it's in the next 30 seconds, CC96 here I come!!

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Dad was flammable

Sorry, I was kind of in a hurry to think of something and start this contest before I had to go do other important stuff. The end of this contest will be sometime Sunday evening. I will probably judge around 10 p.m. Stripcreator time.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

This contest sucks

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC95: CIVIL SERVANT by crabby 1-24-02

Daddy put a civil war fight scene in your new Star Wars movie. I don't know how that would tie into the whole story. People already raised a big enough stink about the whole N'Sync thing. Do it daddy or I tell the press about our little game! Yikes.

I was afraid of that. After I posted it, I wondered how well that idea would work for a contest. Does everyone want me to kill this and start over?

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Actually I read the rules again and found out its not so shit. keep it going.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed, you're a faggot and nobody cares what you think!

[b]Please

fuck

off![/b]

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Dad was flammable

CC 95: The Phantom McMenace by BigEvilDan 1-24-02

Wow, we've got tons of talent lined up for the role of the villain. Oscar winners, big name stars...who's the last guy, Wanda? His name is Ronald, sir. I'll send him in. I've got three words: Happy Meal Toys. I'll never give in to you, Darth Ronald! Not in a million--what's that smell? Only the best burgers in the sector! You'll never find a more delicous hive of fries and calories.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Attack of the Clowns?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Batman created by Bob Kane

MOHH OMLO AND HIS "AMAZING FREINDS" Episode 52 by Mentski 1-24-02

Hi Amidala, honey... I'm home! Anakin, Is that you? Yes, It is me! But now I'm evil, and I'd prefer it if you called me Darth Vader. Anything happen while I was gone? Well, I did find out I was pregnant, I gave birth to twins... This is your son... Luke! ????? moh!

'Ski

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mentski.co.uk - Home of Rubbish. NOEL STILL LOVES YOU

Meu arer molhado das peças duramente e por muito tempo.

All worship me.

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Minha senha é binladen.

I just learned that EM tags don't show up in the finished strip. They italicized words in the working version, but nothing got italicized in the saved version.

CC95: Exciting new Star Wars characters in Star Wars II by fpd 1-24-02

Inspired by the Captain Proton holo-novel of Tom Paris, George Lucas will be adding a couple new characters in Star Wars II. One is based on Arachnia, queen of the spider-people. I'm Queen Amydala. Who are you? I am Insectia, queen of the bug-people. Another new character is based on Captain Proton himself, but with a twist. I am Anakin Skywalker. Who are you? I am Captain Electron. I am your father, Anakin. Since Free Willy is Koko's favorite movie, Lucas hopes to draw in the simian audience with a cetacean Jedi master. I'm drowning, Snowball. Help me! Use the force, Anakin. Use it to convert water into air.

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The Empire Strikes Out by TheElPaso 1-25-02

Palpatine, I'm sure you'll agree that both sides are losing too many lives. I agree, Kenobi, so let's fall upon Plan B. And now, the winner is to determine the ultimate controller of the universe. Five minutes later I won! I can have tyrrany besiege the Universe! I'm the luckiest man alive! No, I am: I get to eat the biscuit.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

quote:

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Can you believe George Lucas was really going to let members of NSYNC appear in the next Star Wars film?

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Swing Wars by Nostalgia_Man 1-25-02

R2-MART-IN What will we do, Darth Davis is taking over the world? blip blip whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir Darth Davis, your rein will now end. No, I think you'll find it's the end of time *breath* for you Obi-Sin-Art-Tra zzzzzzzooom zzzzzoooom Frank*breath*, I am *breath* your shadow!

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

CC 95: No One Told You Episode 2 Was Gonna Be This Way by deucepm 1-25-02

Okay, welcome to the first day of filming for "Star Wars, Episode 2: Get Ur Freak On." Would everybody introduce themselves? Hi. I'm Drew Barrymore, and I'll be playing Queen Amidala's very friendly lady in waiting, if ya know what I mean, and I think ya do. I'm Jake Lloyd, and I'm making a cameo as Young Boba Fett. NOW THAT'S POD RACING!! I'm Brad F'n Pitt, and I'll be playing an old friend of Monica's who has lost a lot of weight and wants revenge against Rachel. Uh...great to have you here, Brad, but this isn't the set of Friends. It's Tunisia. Oh. ...then can I play Salacious Crumb?

CC 95: Explains A Lot by deucepm 1-25-02

Mr. Lucas, I'm with Cinescape. Excuse the lack of pants. Now that you've dropped N Sync from Episode 2, are there any other cameos in store? Yes, actually. "Episode 2: Journey To Planet Playtex" will feature a cameo by a dear friend... ...someone to whom I owe every iota of my success. Without him, I'd be writing spec scripts for "Farscape" right now. So, Natalie Portman...you gonna tap that ass? You know it. Now, while I'm gone, keep tormenting the damned. Oh, and where's that script for "Radioland Murders 2" I had you write?

CC 95: Give The People What They Want by deucepm 1-25-02

Meesa feelin' pretty scared, Annie-kin! Don't worry, Jar Jar. You go that way, I'll go this way. And watch out for attack droids! Oh, oh, Jar Jar no be likin'-- AIIIIIEEE! YOU BET YOUR ASS TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! Verrrry original. Oh, shut up! You knew this was coming!

CC 95 - George Lucas Can Suck My Nads! by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-25-02

One of those N'Sync people ,whos names i cant be bothered to look up. This is really unfair. When Lucas promised me a Cameo. He didnt say "Youre the guy who dies horribly at the hands of AquaTobor the Hutt, RAAR!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC95: In Star Wars II, Anakin is played by a Canadian by fpd 1-25-02

Tres bien, C3PO, we'll get to Tantooine on shedule. What will you have? I'll have a tortière, some poutine, and a beer, eh? Join the dark side of the force, Anakin. It is your destiny. If you weren't such a hoser, Darth Sith, I just might, eh?

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If they should bar wars, please let these Star Wars stay. by TheBlairZip 1-25-02

Anakin, you must forget these feelings for Amidala! A Jedi must never know Love. Hey, Obi...blow it out your ass! I'm gonna do her and you can't stop me! I think I know someone who might be able to talk some sense into you. Where are we going? Wait a minute... Inexplicably, in Cloud City... ...LANDO? Don't hate tha playa...

I'm grasping for anything, at this point.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

CC 95: Atack of the Cute, Furry Special Effects by kaufman 1-25-02

This print is ready for post-production. Prepare to meet your doom, young Anakin. My light saber is grinning with anticipation of fresh meat! Remember, the CGI effects team will edit out the handler, so people will only see Miffy the Flying Cat. Huh, who's that? Eat hot fur, Sith scum! Throw in a grateful Anakin, and the kids will love it! -- George. Thanks, Miffy, you really are great. I think there's still some meat behind the neck there. C3PO, you can come out now. mew.

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CC95: Worse Than We Expected by fuzzyman 1-25-02

Princess! Quickly, help me destroy these clones! WE ARE NOT CLONES. I AM ALEC BALDWIN. I AM STEPHEN BALDWIN. I AM BILLY BALDWIN. Worse than clones! Quickly! Kill them now, before they breed!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.