Let me explain summin' here:
If I thought that they sucked, I would have said something like:
"JESUS H. CHRIST ON ROLLERBLADES, MAN! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? THOSE SUCK SO BADLY THAT I WOULDN'T USE BOGROLL IF THEY WERE PRINTED ON IT! GET A JOB, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
But I didn't. I said I thought they looked sort of post-modern cool. There's a very good chance that the reason I said that lies in the fact that that's what I meant.
I don't pull punches. Ask around.
Now you kids stop fighting, or no pudding.
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.